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  1. 31-05-07, 20:44 #1
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    What, ANYTHING I want...?

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."




    So he tied her up and went golfing.




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    You're on an Australian based website here Em, not a Scottish one

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    Substitute 'golf' for the 'pub' and you have an internationally acceptable punchline!!!

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    Yes, I did think of that!
    Mind you - who's to say he didn't go straight to the 19th hole...!!!

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    ew.

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    Nice one Em

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    Quote Originally Posted by chook
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    Er - that would be the clubhouse, Chook...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach
    You're on an Australian based website here Em, not a Scottish one
    Men don't golf down there?

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    Real men play rugby. And they don't have to tie her up to do so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryNJ
    Men don't golf down there?
    Dunno Larry - I seem to remember something called the JBs Annual Golf Day?
    Mind you, perhaps that was less 'Golf' and more 'A walk round the course with refreshments'...!

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    Real men play rugby. And they don't have to tie her up to do so.
    Yup. Which is why I didn't change it to "So he tied her up and went to play/watch rugby".
    Plus a real woman would be at the rugby too. Either way, it doesn't make such a good joke!

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    My wife unties me for 2 hours every Saturday afternoon...

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