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    Wow Larry, and i thought you sold Mack truck chassis

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    Surely if you have a craving for salty foods, it'll be a girl......!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
    Wow Larry, and i thought you sold Mack truck chassis
    Google works wonders!

    I sell bodies!

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    If you are really sick, you are carrying a girl because of the extra hormones

    - If the hair on your legs is growing faster/thicker than normal, you are having a boy - I cant see my legs to see the hair growing on them

    - If you look pretty in pregnancy, you are having a boy; a girl "steals your looks" - Its hard to look pretty when my work uniform is fluro green!

    - With a girl your belly is round; with a boy it's pointy - My belly doesnt have a shape

    - Girls are carried high and wide, boys are low and in front - Yeah I cant tell that from looking down

    - Girls move a lot less than boys ("because they are lazy") - it has its moments

    - Girls' heartbeats are faster than boys' (or was that slower?) - I do believe it is slower but that doesnt mean I know what its heartbeat is

    - If you climaxed when you conceived you will have a boy- I dont even know when it was concieved!

    - If you crave salty foods, it's a boy; sweets, it's a girl - yeah no cravings sorry

    - If you climaxed when you conceived you will have a boy - still dont know when it was concieved

    - If you crave salty foods, it's a boy; sweets, it's a girl- yep sorry still no cravings

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlcoholicStalker
    I dont even know when it was concieved!
    With a username like AlcoholicStalker, I'm not surprised you can't remember

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    Well when they cant even confirm its due date how do you expect me to know the date of conception.....its not like I have been married for 5 years and it only happens once a month...

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    Well thanks for the answers AS but that was no help.

    Can you do this for us please?

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    Atleast you know who you concieved it with!

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    Well I just made the cot and now I am contemplating packing the hospital bag for the little one but I feel this could convince it that it no longer wants to get out of the nice warm existance it currently has.

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    How long now, AS?

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    a month yesterday apparently. Jason's mum said tonight that she thinks it will be soon.

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    Are you nervous?

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    I made Happy sad...

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    A little bit but only because I know the time is going to go very quickly and we are not very organised yet.

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    Don't worry. You'll be fine.

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    At least I have nappies now... not very many clothes though.

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