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Punters here is the news albeit a tad late. Just got back from doing the stations of the cross gig and im feeling like a new man. So lets rock!
Honour Roll.
Coach
Exile
Travelling Gerry
BlueandBlack
Burgs
Chook
Jazza
Lonzy
Larry from Joisey
Evie
Beav
Sparko
Arrive 40 minutes late, had to see a man about a dog. Pretty rough looking crew in da house tonight, but apart from being cosmetically challenged they are a friendly bunch.
The Chookster says he may pop intonext week. Chook there is no game on for christs sake. Common down anyway mate, get turdfaced and we will all head off to Sizzler in Innaloo for a fang afterwards.
Our lord and master( no not that one) X, is actually swearing which is basically conduct unbecoming a chatmaster and decides to leave da house for a reboot. Well spank my arse and call me Charlie, why would you leave to go out and get a new pair of Blundstones at night for?
Gerry of the bookmaking dynasty, cops a little criticism regarding odds re Crusaders v Force. Now this is unusual. New odds posted at a very attractive 5.5 to 1 for a Force win. Most punters are completely gob smacked at the extremely generous, unbelievable, humane odds offered up. A small glitch happens when a marauding pack of Paki and Indian bookies invade, resulting in some lucky punters getting 46 to 1 odds. Unfortunately i miss out, but hey im stoked with what i got. Happy Easter Gerry and we hope you lose your shirt.
Coach who has been necking fire engines all night with the Beav cranks up and starts swearing like a wharfie. He is shown the door as he should be. Imagine what sort of impression he is giving Beavwe all know he has a few loose toys in the attic and needs all the help he can get! Unfortunately Coach is cunning as a turdhouse rat and since he owns da house he has the bloody key and promptly comes back in. Rank has its privileges though.
There is a geek love in with Coach, Beav and Mr Blue discussing well boring geek stuff...unreal tournament, mdsn subscription, drivel and more drivel.
Enough to send a man to drink except the bloody bar is closed.
Highlight of the night is Lonzy saying she is moving out of home. Now this is momentous time and is part of lifes passage. Its a huge step and can be fraught with dangers but all of us have to do it. Some do it better than others; ie sink or swim. Im sure i speak for all TWFers Lonz and wish you the best of luck at Nannas house.Im sure Nanna is cool since she has Fox on. Lets hope she loves Vodka and the rugby. Good luck Lonz.
Your chat reporter is running out of petrol and its almost closing time. Got to go as im as popular as a STD at home.
Brickbats
Earth to Terri, wheres the pics?
Coach, this poop thing is doing my head in and is interferring with my journalistic freedom.
Bouquets
Boofhead Sparko joining da chat( next time come in)
Have a safe and fun Easter fellow punters.
God speed
Tlh
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