The Sharks version of events

[Darren]

so "we sucked, but not as much as the Reds" would about sum it up?

[Goldmember]

Being a man of many talents, I reckon it says something like this:

"Good Morning Everyone, what a sad day for South African Rugby. I still think that DM can release Warren Britz, we have guys in way better form that him: Jacques Botes (6), AJ Venter (7), Kankowski (8), & the bench Keegan Daniels & Bob. Warren Britz is too slow. Why does Dick start with Grant Rees if Adi Jacobs is on the bench every game, I think he deserves to start. Then there is just one word that describes the Sharks game play: DICIPLINE. But we keep our heads high & I know we are going to beat the Reds."

Trusting this is of assistance to one and all. Should any further clarification be required please do not hesitate to contact the undersigned.

(Sorry, I've been typing business letters this morning)

You missed the bit about: "It was very strange watching a rugby match without cheerleaders! "