Season's Greetings

[Happy]

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007 , but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:


* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal


* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.


* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.


* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.


* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.


* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor

* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this reeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party.

[travelling_gerry]

Fulvio has sent out his Christmas cards huh?

[RuckNMaul]

onset of 2006??

[Happy]

lol ... oops!

[JediKnight]

Happy's always been a bit behind the times....ha ha!!

[fulvio sammut]

Happy, I'm offering a reduced rate consultation to anyone requiring a legal opinion and analysis of the intent, purport and consequences, both direct and indirect, of your missive. Please send me a pm to arrange a conference as I'm desperately in need of Christmas beer money.

[RuckNMaul]

HAHAHAHA

Sorry for being picky but everyone else has picked the festive season to the bone leaving only generic greetings acceptible.
so..
have a good one (whatever that might be)

[The Lone Hydrangea]

How about that anaemic greeting favoured by Larry's mob... Happy Holidays!

[travelling_gerry]

Its the Festive Season....so every one FESTER.....

[Burgs]

Just recieved a similar version, quite like the email jargon at the bottom too

Subject: A lawyers Christmas greeting...


*And a merry Christmas from your lawyer!

From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee"), Please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday,
practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
eligious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:- This
greeting
is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. This greeting is freely
transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original
greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of
the wishes. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions
and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in
certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishor.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until
theissuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. The
wishor
warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor. Any references
in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph
the Red-nosed Reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or
fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them
in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced
third party names and images are hereby acknowledged. This greeting is made
under Australian Law, in the English language.



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