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Sorry punters about the delay but due to the fact that,the fat bastard in the red suit will be with us shortly and some of my clients fizzing at the bung, ive been a bit busy! Also ive been having a small daliance with Magners which has'nt been helping with my spare time.
So here is the weekend chat report, even though no bugger will read it as the cricket is on.
Honour Roll
Exile
Coach
Alcolholic Stalker
Blueandblack ( Mr Blue)
Chook
Egan
Evie
Rugby Fan
Travelling Gerry
Jess
Mtbeaver
Pruc
Larry from Joisey
Firstly must apologize for being late to the chat, pesky Xmas drinks at JBs (i must of been travelling pretty well, going by my notes)so errors and ommissions accepted even though the chat is honest and factual reportage:
Firstly it was the main mans birthday as we are all aware of. Happy 40th Coach! Join the club. Salutations all round from the crew.
Brisvegas has found time to join the chat after horizontally folk dancing last week. AS shines some light on her new man Jason who is into some band called U2 and interestingly enough... home movies. Interesting quinella.
Then unfortunately i got the lemon and sarse for bad language which i apologize for now, hence a void area in my notes. What i could decipher was the following:
Killer Bees?
WWF.Mr Blue loves this poop.
AS cleaning Jasons bedroom
Leisure suit Larry
Jess having problems following what is going on( your not Robinson Crusoe Jess)
Back on line, yo lets rip!
Someone suggested Xmas TWF drinks! Better be quick only 7 drinking days left to Xmas.
Larry has just got back from his cruise of the Caribbean with the joisey crew,
lucky bastard.
Gerry who is in Darwin and is having a birds eye view of the knocking shops party directly over the road from his suite in the Darwin Sheraton.
Unfortunately Gerry gets the arse for mentioning the quiz nite yet again.
Comes back after awhile and he has cracked a sad, as we all asked if he would post the pics has has cunningly taken of the knockers. He tells us all to get knicked! Was that Saint Nick perhaps Gerry?
Also the bookie mentioned Spanish, French and Turkish offers from the knockers. Can someone tell me what Turkisk is please!
On a similar theme, Coach announces that he a got a special birthday present from the better half. Sex on tap! Well after this bold statement the chat went dead! Hard to top that.
Beav im sorry to be reporting delicate issues like this in front of you.sometimes i forget it is a PG rating.
Special Annoucement
As posted Mr Blue cracked the Force beanie. A popular winner and a very happy winner also.Mr Blue was kissing buttocks all round and saying;i love youse all, i wont let youse down! Wtf, little does he realize that the bloody beanie is actually a little tea cosey and would'nt stop a gentle 10 knot sea breeze from freezing your cojones off on a mild autumn day!
Exile annouced that the eastern based suppotres unit will be known as the Eastern Force.103 paid up out of town members from NSW. Impressive stats.
Congrats X. Go the Eastern Force crew.
That 20 year old Rugby Fan and Larry are having a NFL love in!
The Steelers at the moment are going like a busted wheel unfortunately and would have trouble defeating the Pittsburgh Blind School.Character building following sporting teams isnt it?
Apparently Coach is on a mature site celebrating his birthday. Have'nt a clue what this is but Larry mentioned it, so it must be true.
Chat is winding down and so was i.
Nominations for the keyring/ stick pin.I would give them to Brisvegas and Miss Evie. Since i cant read my notes im not sure if this is a collective decision or just mine. I will pass to Exile
Quote of the night, if not the year.
Larry to Coach;...go rub one off for your birthday Coach...we know the wife is sleeping
Come and join the chat crew for the xmas session on Wednesday@7pm.
The drinks are free, plenty of humour and fun!
Now back to the cricket. God the poms are showing a bit. 1/104 just after lunch.
Keep cool
tlh
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at 7pm Wednesday 20th December????
Looks like you will get that Lemmings CD now!
Originally Posted by Mtbeaver
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!! 
