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    Ashes Chants

    Songs of The Greydemon

    Please distribute this far and wide, targeting particularly cricket lovers. This is an attempt to kill off ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi’ which is actually based on a chant popularised by the Welsh comedian Max Boyce.

    These may not be the greatest songs in the world but will at least give us some ammunition to fight The Barmy Army!

    Print this out, take it to the games, and call out the ‘Hymn number’!

    1: Warnie’s gunna ring your sister
    Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic (Glory Glory Hallelulia)

    Warnie’s gunna ring your sister
    Warnie’s gunna ring your sister
    Warnie’s gunna ring your sister
    ….. When he’s finished talking to your Mum !


    2: Snick to the Slips Boys Tune: Click go the Shears

    Snick to the slips boys, snick, snick, snick,
    When Pigeon is bowling you can only snick
    The slips will always catch them
    When you snick ,snick, snick
    That’s the sound we love to hear
    Snick,snick snick


    3: Brett Lee is here Tune: Pub with no beer

    It’s lonesome away, from your kin folks and all,
    On the wild Ashes tour, where the Pom’s wickets fall,
    And there’s nothing so funny when Brett Lee is here,
    Than to watch a Pom batsman – shaking with fear.


    4: Old enough and good enough
    Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic (Again)

    Gillie’s older than your father
    Langer’s older thanyour grand-dad
    Pigeon played with Donald Bradman
    ….. But they’re still good enough to beat the Poms !





    5: M-C-C Tune : That Jackson Five thing ( ABC?)

    M-C-C as easy as A-B-C
    We come along, sing some songs
    Beat some Poms,
    Then we all go home for tea
    Oh M-C-C as easy as …..(repeat ad nauseam)



    6: Who do you think you are kidding Freddie Flintoff ? Tune : Dad’s Army theme

    Who do you think you are kidding Freddie Flintoff
    When you say you’ll take the Ashes home
    We are the boys who will stop your little game
    We are the boys who will make them ours again
    So who do you think you are kidding Freddie Flintoff
    You’re not gunna take the Ashes home.


    7: You Poms need a bath Tune: Singing in the Rain

    Dooby do doo, dooby, dooby do doo

    You Poms need a bath
    Yes you Poms need a bath
    Pretend it’s your Birthday
    Just please take a bath
    A shower would do
    But un-til then - Phew!
    We’re asking you please
    Take a bath

    Dooby do doo, dooby dooby do doo



    8: Our jar of ashes Tune: Guantanamera
    WARNING : Not to be sung until we have won them back!
    (Though I suppose it could be a statement of intent)

    One jar of Ashes
    There’s only one jar of Ashes
    They’re not your jar of Aaaa-shes
    ‘Cos they’re OUR jar of Aaa-shes

    Repeat several thousand times



    9: We will MOCK YOU Tune: Queen ..We will Rock You

    Probably not politically correct to have a go about Trescothick but verses can easily be wrtten for any of the Pommy batsmen, I have only written three verses here.

    Start with the well known ‘Boom boom clap’ handclap

    Tres-cothick is a stressed man, look at him run
    Out in the middle he ain’t havin’ no fun

    Chorus:
    He’s got fear on his face
    Can’t take Lee’s pace
    Wickets flying all over the place
    Singing: We will , we will, MOCK YOU!
    We will, we will, MOCK YOU!

    Vaughn is the Captain, But he might not play
    He’s so scared, in the pavilion he’ll stay

    Chorus:
    He’s got fear on his face
    Can’t take Lee’s pace
    Wickets flying all over the place
    Singing: We will , we will MOCK YOU!
    We will, we will, MOCK YOU!

    Jonesey comes from Papua not really a Pom,
    But if you think he is a warrior you are really quite wrong

    Chorus:
    He’s got fear on his face
    Can’t take Lee’s pace
    Wickets flying all over the place
    Singing: We will , we will MOCK YOU!
    We will, we will, MOCK YOU





    All songs written on or about the 14th November 2006 by ‘Greydemon’.
    greydemon@ozemail.com.au

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    awesome Happy... I've written a few myself:

    This one for Kevin Peitersen, to the tune of Happy Birthday
    I'd rather be a saffa than a Pom
    You don't give a kak where you're from
    Some play for King and Country
    But you just play for money
    I'd rather be a saffa then a Pom
    to Click go the shears.. possibly another verse for your one above
    Off go the bails mate, now you're out
    take the walk of shame, and don't be a lout
    you're trying real hard, but you're losing the test
    we don't know why you bother cause the Aussies are the best
    to the tune of Hey Jude... my favourite one
    Hey Poms, don't dodge the soap
    Your in our backyard, where hygiene matters.
    Just cause in Essex sweat's a pheromone.
    A shame our women, prefer cologne.

    Hey Poms, don't be such fools,
    You hold the ashes, thanks to your weather,
    Remember, that here batsmen are king,
    And then you'll begin, to see we're better.

    Hey Poms, don't let us down.
    We've paid for five days, now show some ticker.
    We thank you for bringing your team clown,
    His name is Ashley, bowling his flipper.

    Na na na, na na na na, na na na, Hey Poms
    Na na na, na na na na, na na na, Hey Poms

    A random sledge to any pommy outfielder/barmy army member... in fact that could be a good sign
    Where the bloody hell is Marcus/Vaughan/Jones
    and here's some that were posted by others on my old site

    tune of Flippa
    They call him Binga, Binga,
    faster than lightning,
    no-one you see,
    bowls faster than he...

    Rule Brit-an-ya
    Britainia rule F**k All
    You are Never gonna win
    'Cos you're so s**t"

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    Last edited by Moses; 16-11-06 at 10:15. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    wow - I put a post up and Burgs gets the credit

    those some good drugs you on moses!!

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    hehehe sorry bout that one Happy... guess Burgs makes so many posts around here I just assumed it was him... d'oh.

    I'm a big fan of Warnie’s gunna ring your sister...

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    lol no worries... greydemon is a member here, albiet a quiet one

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