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Morning punters heres the news!
Honour Roll
Jessc
Alcolohic Stalker
BlueandBlack
Chook
Rugby Fan
Travelling Gerry
Em-forcer
Coach
Tdevil
Mtbeaver
Happy
Lonzy
Peterss
Jedi Knight
Larry from Joisey
Burgs
Apologies from Exile who was watching the Piano Man live in concert with the lovely Mrs X while celebrating her birthday.
Chatmistress Jessc was our lord and master for the evening and goverened with a silk clove. No one was booted, surely a first.
Very cerebral sort of a evening with many varied earth shattering topics covered, heres a taste.
Drinking stories and ramifications of,ie dialing up Jesus on the porcelian phone!
Club Bay Spew in Claremont to be avoided at all costs.
Travelling Gerry and his Bacardi exploits.
Chook in his year12 formal getting amongest the Black Sambucas. Serious maggotage as quoted by Chook.
Rugby fan with his mate Jim Beam and projectile throwing.
The joys of Brandivino with oneself and the opposite sex as discussed by me.
Good stuff, then almost spoiled by some serious geek waffle by BaB and RF,
5 minutes of poop. Jessc was close. Gerry also and i was actually vomiting while this dribble kicked along. Wtf, give me the Wildcats, Glory and even Stadia issues instead of.
Happys Bar and Grill was closed due to staff shortages so Chook kindly opened up his Henhouse, Roost and Grill for the evening(much to the disgust of Happy,sort out your staff probs pal).Chatmistress said she will be the skimpy one last time and promptly gets the puppies out, much to the enjoyment of all punters.Coach arrives after Jessc has knocked off and asks if he can flip the coin for one last look.No luck, bugger.
Tdevil was granted residency on Tuesday, on a small Bundi bender to celebrate. Now how Australian is that! Congrats mate from all.
Rugby luncheon sponsered by Southside Engineering on Feb 1/07 will be a TWF table and not a innFORCERs gig.This way we will probably get the arse after one of us f.... up
Stop Press
Ireland A 17 Aus A 24 fulltime
Trys Aus Ashley- Cooper, Pies Turinui and Shep
Cons Shep 3
Pen Shep 1
6000 in attendance and filthy weather! Nice to get a win under the belt. Good for the squads morale.
Now where was i, yeah other events from the night.
Beaver has a death wish the little f..... if he keeps getting up my hooter! Jessc handled the matter with aplomb and diffused a potential nasty situation by offering to give Beav his Pooh cup back after it had been taken off him a few weeks back for underage drinking at Happys. Beav is stoked(as you would be).
Speaking of Beav he tells the story that his brother set himself on fire at work.Attention seeking we call that in my day.
Lonzy a chat wergin recounts a disturbing story from the Court Wine Bar a gay pub in Perth.Almost womanhandled by a carpetmuncher. Poor Lonzy is still having nightmares, even though the male of the species were quite interested with proceedings,especially Coach
Other snippets; Lonzy got her latest piercing no 17
Em is a piercing wergin
Coach is a old piercer from years back
Gerry sold Brumby burgers from his bbq ie horse flesh
Every sperm is sacred
Jedi is hot to trot(only 45+ thanks)
Em is far nicer than her brother and far better looking
Sages housewarming/Quiz nite hookup?
Early favourite to win the quiz nite
Bouquets
The ladies of course in attendance
Brickbats
None really, well behaved all
Quotes
RF to BaB, only if you get your tits out for me and the boys? BaB is a male
Tlh im hirsute. Gerry replies get in your own suit, not her suit. Boom boom
Postscript
Coach and Lonzy have trimmed their taches. Happy has a APB out on his!
Have a good one
Tlh
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