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Morning crew, heres the news still white hot,straight off the press!
Honour Roll
Exile
Emforcer
Jessc
Pruc
Peterss
Egan
Travelling Gerry
Coach
Larry from Joisey
Jedi Knight
Evie
Moses
Now where does a man start, ah yes thats right TWF is a rugby site and guess what punters rugby was the main bout on the chat show last night.
Buggered if i know why this occured! Sneaking suspiscion that cause Happys Bar and Grill was closed for the evening it had a large bearing on proceedings.
Everyone was sober and lucid.This will have to change!
That bloody stadium issue was the culprit with a lot of input from Egan, Gerry
and others.To quickly summarize the issue and save all and sundry from a death due to boredom is that basically all parties involved are still going around in concentric circles and will eventually disappear up their collective arses. Could someone please make a decision on this and put us out of our misery for christs sake and let rugby advance in this state.
I should also mention it was good to have on board new faces in the chat house,even though their input was entertaining Egan and his mate Peterss were given the word in a tough but fair manner by his lord and master Exile
that if they ever mentioned the bloody Wildcats and Perth Glory again Travelling Gerry and i will take them outside and stick needles into their eyes.
So prospective chat punters please dont be put off with these disiplinary measures as we are really a loving, hugging, touchy group
Other items of interest discussed was daylight savings and the earth shattering ramifications that it will have for our state.Majority of views(well mine anyway, im writting the report) is that leave the clock alone. DS is designed for public servants who work all day in airconditioned comfort pop outside at 5 pm and go ...k its hot, lets go to the beach with the kiddies before it gets dark and have fun.
Well Mr Public Servant get up at 4.30am and take your little tax deductions to the beach then you bastard,while you watch the engine room of WA drive by in their utes on their way to work( plus our men on the land) toiling away.
Ahh that feels better by golly
Other news worthy content, well nothing really.Lovely to see a few ladies in da house last night.I must also mention no punter was given the lemon and sarse due to swearing all evening, first time(well done the evil bookie)
To finish i cant let this slip through to the the keeper....Jedi Knight
What can i say that sounds complimentary here? He seemed a wee bit rattled all night, maybe the pressure of having Em on board for the evening.
He was furiously doing his washing ie sterilizing his grundies and wacking said grundies onto the clothesline under cover of darkness to disguise nasty skiddies as suggested by the more astute male members from da chathouse,
or as i suspect put on them on the line at night, remove in the morning before that notorious snowdropper from 2 doors up comes a visiting (TEF that is)
Also i will not let this report slip any further and mention lycra shorts, codpieces or scrum pox.
Time to start the ute 5.57am off to the beach.
Public Service Annoucement: attention Larry from Joisey for your edification
England, Poms
Scotland, Sweaty socks or Jocks
Wales, Taffies(love to sing)
Ireland, Paddies(love to drink)
See you all in the Chathouse next week.
TLH
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