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    I turn polar bears white...

    Riddle me this:

    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    and make your champane bubble.
    If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
    If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?

    I'll post the answer tomorrow sometime...

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    Air? Pressure?


    Will ponder this over more drinks...

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    no

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    Can you guess the riddle?
    Apparently I can't.

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    I have no idea... myself and Old Man Cringle are intrigued...

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    I made Happy sad...

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    The answer is NO

    just focus on the last line:
    Can you guess the riddle?

    The answer is NO

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    Last edited by tdevil; 19-10-06 at 20:46.

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    hydrogen or carbon dioxide

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdevil
    The answer is NO

    just focus on the last line:
    Can you guess the riddle?

    The answer is NO
    But is it really

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtbeaver
    But is it really
    Is that another riddle?

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    I think the answer i still 'NO'

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    Yeah I'd have to agree, the answer's no... Not really a riddle then is it. So the answer to the question "Can you guess the riddle" should be:


    "That's not a riddle"

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    kind of like that blonde joke I read here a few weeks ago then... blonde gets $100 and gives $5 for not knowing the answer either

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    The answer is ONION

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    While I'm sure the answer is still 'no', the answer could be fear but you have to stretch to reach that conclusion.

    It could also be paint.... erm... a paint filled balloon... yeah

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    water- you dont need to ask bongo- ask mr Google

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