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    Chat Room Report.18th October 2006

    Morning punters heres the news, hot off the press!

    Honour Roll

    Exile
    Coach
    Rugby Fan
    Travelling_Gerry
    Larry from Joisey
    Jessc
    Evie
    Happy
    Jedi Knight
    Beaver
    Fulvio Summit late

    Well the the atmosphere was electric punters, you could cut the the air with a knife!

    The night proceeds thus;i tap in and im cornered pronto for free landsacaping advice for our man in Richmond.While dispensing said advice that evil bookie taps in, bang potty mouth straight up booted by X. Now normally such a small indescretion is dismissed as chat night excitement. However Gerry was booted 5 times in total, within 5 minutes.
    X was having a caniption.Im sure Gerry thought he was back in the Carnarvon Meatpackers Chat Room, not the all ages gig i was attending.
    Anyway Gerry redeemed himself later to a degree, after Larry bags Gerry as a tight, miserable, bottom feeding oxygen thief of a bookie!

    Larry also suggested that Jedi Knight shout Jessc the Innforcers tour as he is rolling in it and being a sweaty sock he still has the first dollar he ever earnt.
    Give Jedi credit he is receptive but has to come up with a cunning stunt to handball Em off. I reckon contact Ken or Barbie here for free advice Jedi!
    Mind you Larry is in a meeting at work while in the chat house. Awesome work!

    Bouquets

    Jessc( collective hug from your chat family)
    Evie attending while battling Avian flu
    Gerry for trying to win back disgruntled punters with a attractive book on the night
    Jedi Knight for dishing out Barwick free to all and sundry

    Brickbats
    Jedi Knight for being a greaser and trying to buy mates with free wine(may work though)
    Coach bragging that he works only 18 hours a week, but has to wear a frock at home in lieu of working normal hours
    Rugby Fan procrastinating when he is going to invite the crew to to spend his voucher
    Beaver for being a slippery little ....er and continually trespassing in Happys bar.Too many fire engines dude. Any more of this caper your Pooh cup will be confiscated and your parents called
    Bookie again for shafting me with odds on a punt later in the night
    Happy when given the keys to the the chatmobile giving me the lemon and sarse when i apparently said one of Gerrys favourite words!
    Rugby Fan aka Gordon Gecko for double dipping while punting


    Well ladies and gentlemen that pretty well sums up the night.Edge of your
    seat stuff.Sorry if i missed anything, but i was busy as a one legged man in a arse kicking contest.


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    I will leave this cracker for you all to savior, from Gerry who had a shocker.He only opened his mouth to change feet.


    Dont root where you work!!


    Your chat reporter

    Tlh

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    as opposed to TLH who has to put in roots for work all the time

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    All I ask is no-one nips behind the bar for free drinks!!!

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    Great report TLH! :appprove:
    Good thing you left out the pillow talk!

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    thanks for your support guys. I should be right for chat next week. Sorry I wasn't good company last night.
    The bar wench will be back in action next Wednesday no doubt.

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    I made Happy sad...

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    Nice Job TLH

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    Sorry I missed most of the action... though I am feeling a bit better, a bit less scatterbrainy today.
    I would like say I will be right for next Wednesday but there is cricket (QLD v NSW) on

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Hydranger
    Beaver for being a slippery little ....er and continually trespassing in Happys bar.Too many fire engines dude. Any more of this caper your Pooh cup will be confiscated and your parents called
    no NO NO!!!.. not my Pooh Cup! and if this is going to happen.. I wish for it to be in the next two to three weeks due to the fact that my parents are away at NZ

    Quote Originally Posted by Happy
    All I ask is no-one nips behind the bar for free drinks!!!
    Come on buddy, I only had a glass of water.. and you wernt there anyway!.. i was damn thirsty!

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    Get a grip Beaver, your skating on thin ice man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
    Larry also suggested that Jedi Knight shout Jessc the Innforcers tour as he is rolling in it and being a sweaty sock he still has the first dollar he ever earnt.
    Give Jedi credit he is receptive but has to come up with a cunning stunt to handball Em off. I reckon contact Ken or Barbie here for free advice Jedi!
    Hmmm that's what I get for working hard and missing chat!

    Mind you, if I'm signed up for the whole tour, and not just pubs and rugby in Sydney, I'm either going to have to do some hefty negotiating with Jedi (who I've always considered to be the best brother I ever had...! ) or get a second job... Anyone need anything translating? Reasonable rates!!!

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    Want me to hook you up with a fella while in Perth, Em? You need more options than just TIF and Happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach
    Want me to hook you up with a fella while in Perth, Em? You need more options than just TIF and Happy
    Didn't you mean to say BETTER options?

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    *any* alternative options are implicitly be better options...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach
    Want me to hook you up with a fella while in Perth, Em? You need more options than just TIF and Happy
    Hmm - didn't even know I had options... starting to wonder what my bro's up to!!!
    However, more the merrier Coach - I'm sure you have excellent taste.

    ... and by the way please tell me that suggestion has nothing to do with my fundraising for the trip...?!

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