Is Marley Pearce the new AJ Whalley?

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Facts about Marley Pearce

Marley Pearce does not sleep. He waits.
If you can see Marley Pearce, he can see you. If you can’t see Marley Pearce, you may be only seconds away from death.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Marley Pearce, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Marley Pearce out.
If you spell 'Marley Pearce' in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Marley Pearce
Marley Pearce is the reason why "Where's Wally" is hiding!!
Marley Pearce gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Marley Pearce does not love Raymond
Bigfoot takes pictures of Marley Pearce
The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit Earth... then Marley Pearce tackled it back into orbit.
Marley Pearce isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

[GIGS20]

Once, a taipan bit Marley Pierce. After several weeks of agonising pain, the snake eventually died

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How many Marley Pearce's does it take to change a light globe?

None

Marley Pearce isn't afraid of the dark!

[GIGS20]

The dark is afraid of Marley Pearce

[Darren]

Sing it:

There's only on AJ Whalley
One AJ Whalley
One AJ Wha......lley

Marley Pearce wears AJ Whalley pyjamas

[James]

No, Marley Pearce isn't the new AJ Whalley. AJ Whalley is the new AJ Whalley. Like a phoenix, he is reborn anew.