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  1. 01-09-06, 11:47 #1
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    Piss weak puns - Media Articles

    The media love making puns when they have their stories.. I saw a pretty lame one this morning on Rugby heaven. So the challenge is set, find the puns, post it up but you must link the original to prove you aren't just making it up!!

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    White thinks outside the Boks


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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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    Jake White, the thinking mans thinking man

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  3. 01-09-06, 12:44 #3
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    Heres 2

    Umpires finger to powerfull.

    More support for Hair.

    The Star newspaper Joburg Friday 1/09/06

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    So if the ICC sack Hair would the headline be

    "ICC pull Umpire Hairs finger"

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    or perhaps ICC lose Hair over ball tampering

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    hehe ouch!

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    If they back him, "ICC keep their Hair on"

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    Or the classic line from the proposed movie:

    "Hair's looking at you, Inzy!!!!"

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    All Blacks coach backs South Africas White.

    Our own crackhead, Newsbot today.

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    Getting high no problem for Larkham

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagerian
    Getting high no problem for Larkham
    or Wendell

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    Or Henjak (allegedly)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagerian
    Or Henjak (allegedly)...
    Let's stick to the FACTS Sage.

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    80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?

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    hehe sorry.

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    What's that about Henjak?

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