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    I got some really bad news today

    some 2,500 scientists decided that pluto is no longer considered a planet ... nooo pluto has been scraped ... no one wants it!!! no body!!!!! it saddens me greatly as pluto was my favourite planet.... and not mention how mickey feels about naming his dog after a dwarf planet ... I meant come on who is going to respect a dwarf planet??? who who who!!! I am devastated .... i think i will have to cry my self to sleep tonight ... hmmmf ... anyways here is the article


    Pluto no longer classed as a planet
    Friday Aug 25 06:15 AEST
    Pluto was stripped of its status as a planet on Thursday when astronomers from around the world redefined it as a "dwarf planet", leaving just eight major planets in the solar system.

    With one vote, toys and models of the solar system became instantly obsolete, forcing teachers and publishers to scramble to update textbooks and lessons used in classrooms for decades.

    "Pluto is dead," Mike Brown of the California Institute of Technology bluntly told reporters on a teleconference.

    However, the definition of a planet approved after a heated debate among 2,500 scientists from the International Astronomical Union (IAU) meeting in Prague drew a clear distinction between Pluto and the other eight planets.

    The need to define what is a planet was driven by technological advances enabling astronomers to look further into space and to measure more precisely the size of celestial bodies.

    Brown added impetus to the decades-old debate on the definition of a planet when he discovered UB313 in 2003. Xena, as it is nicknamed, is larger than Pluto, instantly creating a buzz over whether a new planet had been discovered.

    The scientists agreed that, to be called a planet, a celestial body must be in orbit around a star while not itself being a star.

    It must be large enough in mass for its own gravity to pull it into a nearly spherical shape and have cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

    Pluto was disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's. Xena also does not make the grade of being a planet, and will also be known as a dwarf planet.

    "It's an issue mainly for the public, not really for scientists. Some people may be upset, but we've long regarded it (Pluto) as a minor planet," said Richard Miller of the University of Chicago.

    The new definition - the first time the IAU has tried to define scientifically what a planet is - means a second category called "dwarf planets", has been created, as well as a third category for all other objects, except satellites, known as small solar system bodies.

    "We are just defining a new class of planets and I think it's very appropriate. We are finding more planets in our solar system, and some are larger than Pluto," said Philip Diamond, a professor at the University of Manchester and a delegate attending the IAU meeting.

    "I think what we have done is a good thing, we have actually expanded the number of planets in our solar system, but just spread them over two categories."

    From now on, traditional planets will be restricted to eight: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

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    So long as Uranus is still orbiting, im happy.

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    "I think what we have done is a good thing, we have actually expanded the number of planets in our solar system,"
    So now there are 10 planets in the Solar System rather than 9, the 10th being UB313 ?


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    We always thought you were "off the planet" or "out of this world" so I'm sure many TWF regulars will not be suprised at your anguish over this Lonzy

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
    So long as Uranus is still orbiting, im happy.
    Happy will not be happy about that

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    partial to an orbiting uranus are we TLH ?

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    He will after 10 Magners or 6 Westons!

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    10 ... decent atempt!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy
    partial to an orbiting uranus are we TLH ?
    Entering Bloke, man-crush work here Happster?

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    hey you started this path TLH, and you're going to follow by yourself!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy
    hey you started this path TLH, and you're going to follow by yourself!!

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    Is this not old news??? this nerd that sits behind me in Creative writing told me that a week ago? Maybe he is just a super duper nerd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunmarn
    this nerd that sits behind me in Creative writing
    So they actually teach you in a special course these days to miss spell words and they call it "creative writing" or that a course on how to SMS

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    No, Innforcer creative writing is one of my choice subjects and it involves learning how to construct writing of a higher level. By the way I got a level 5 for my last assessment (by the way OBE SUCKS!)

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    Some people have too much time on their hands, mainly those 2,500 scientists..

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