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    What do you call...

    You know those jokes - What do you call:

    A man lying outside your door - Matt
    A lady with one leg shorter than the other - Eileen
    A Chinese lady with one leg shorter than the other - Irene
    A man rolling around in leaves - Russell
    etc

    Well my 11 year old son asked me this the other day:

    What do you call a lady way off in the distance - Dot

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    A man with no arms and no legs in water
    Bob

    A man with 40 rabbits up his bum
    Warren

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    C'mon the

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    A man with no soul-Clyne

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    Every time I see the title of this thread I think GHOSTBUSTERS No I don't wear my reading glasses enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIGS20 View Post
    A man with no arms and no legs in water
    Bob

    A man with 40 rabbits up his bum
    Warren
    They were part of the "etc"

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    A man in a plastic raincoat ... Mac

    Two men in plastic raincoats ... Max

    Two men in plastic raincoats in a cemetery ... Max Bygraves

    I'll let myself out now.

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    OK, ok:

    A man with a wooden head - Edward (sound it out, people)
    A man with 3 wooden heads - Edward Woodward

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecky View Post
    A man with 3 wooden heads - Edward Woodward
    - even though I'd heard it yonks ago.

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