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    Australians all let us rejoice

    One for the desk jockeys out there!


    THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

    Australians all let us rejoice
    The weekend now is near
    We've worked all bloody week for this
    Let's go and get a beer.
    Our desks abound in paperwork
    Our hands are stained with ink
    In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
    Advance to Friday drinks!!
    With joyful strains, destroy our brains
    Advance to Friday drinks.

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    That is about all the encouragement I need....

    Bought a tear to my eye and my throat is getting dry!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgs
    One for the desk jockeys out there!


    THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

    Australians all let us rejoice
    The weekend now is near
    We've worked all bloody week for this
    Let's go and get a beer.
    Our desks abound in paperwork
    Our hands are stained with ink
    In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
    Advance to Friday drinks!!
    With joyful strains, destroy our brains
    Advance to Friday drinks.
    That obviously doesnt apply to us rugged outdoor types Burgs! Only the paper cut crew out ther in TWF land.

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    Would now be a bad time for me to point out an advantage of living in the Eastern States... that being it's 4:30pm and I'm 20 minutes shy of the pub

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moses
    Would now be a bad time for me to point out an advantage of living in the Eastern States... that being it's 4:30pm and I'm 20 minutes shy of the pub
    Yeah 2 hours in front but worlds behind

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    It's 3.30 in Perth & I'm already half way down the first bottle of red.....I take my job very seriously and am constantly researching the competitors' products!!!

    Now all I have to worry about is cycling back home....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight
    Now all I have to worry about is cycling back home....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr
    Yeah 2 hours in front but worlds behind
    You can't steal jokes that NSW use against QLD during DLS.. Poor form

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
    That obviously doesnt apply to us rugged outdoor types Burgs! Only the paper cut crew out ther in TWF land.
    TLH - you have to be careful those paper cuts can be nasty

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    and how quickly does it return to Monday morning again... ahhhh f!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exile
    TLH - you have to be careful those paper cuts can be nasty
    Tif was hospitalised with a life threatening paper cut once X. Very nasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
    Tif was hospitalised with a life threatening paper cut once X. Very nasty
    No TLH it wasn't a paper cut, it was the staples that got me

    Have to asume TEF already "read" it

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryNJ
    absolute quality - how did you know?!

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    no need for a camera at TWF bbq on Saturday....this will be me!!!!

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