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    A Guy walks Into This Rugby Club ....

    Well not quite like that, but almost.

    A club President got a phone call from a lady the other day.

    She said she and her partner had just arrived in WA, and he was looking to play for a local club. They were staying in the area. Could the club acommodate him?

    "Sure" he said,"We've got teams in every grade, so he'll fit in somewhere. He's more than welcome. Where's he from?"

    "New Zealand" was the answer.

    "Well he obviously would have played a bit of rugby, then. What position does he play?"

    "Utility back."

    "Yeah? who did he play for before coming here?"

    "Allblacks sevens."

    And that, folks, is how former long time Allblacks sevens legend Lote Raikabula comes to put on the Palmyra Jumper for the first time this weekend against University.

    Sometimes the Rugby Gods just smile on you.

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    This is almost as good as the story you wrote for TWF 10 years ago.

    Still the best thing on TWF

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    Tell him about the Sunday brunch at the Spice Shack in Bayswater, he might be missing Sri Lankan food!

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    Wow you guy's are so lucky but you forgot to mention the bit about the missus asking if she could pay the club fee's and merchandise online or would the club prefer cash.

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    Wests Scarborough 1st Grade juggernaut has played finals rugby each and every year since its inception and continues this remarkable feat yet again this season and unbelievably it's still rolling on.

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    Next thing you'll be accusing me of an early April fool stunt ...

    I'm disappointed with some of you ...

    Although Westie will be scurrying to check RugbyWA player registrations just in case ...

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    how good would that be? talk about a great opportunity for the boys to learn and play along side someone with those sort of skills!

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    The lure of the palms

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    I am really a Palmyra troll.

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    For those of you who are not familiar with the story I am referring too


    May I present to you "Joining Club Rugby / The Education of SeanWF " A Trilogy in 6 Parts by Fulvio Sammut

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    Quote Originally Posted by fulvio sammut View Post
    Next thing you'll be accusing me of an early April fool stunt
    No, we all wait in anticipation of your annual *end of the world prediction" tomorrow . And the usual nutters like Gigs and Shasta getting taken in by it. As is the tradition.

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    You're going to be disappointed, then ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkness View Post
    No, we all wait in anticipation of your annual *end of the world prediction" tomorrow . And the usual nutters like Gigs and Shasta getting taken in by it. As is the tradition.
    Its good to know I have risen above Nutter status...........

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    Lote is coaching in Sri Lanka ... someone's pulling your leg Fulvio

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    I'm pretending not to be affiliated to any club so shhhh

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    Let tomorrow decide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fulvio sammut View Post
    Let tomorrow decide.
    Who's delivering the Tv to Sri Lanka?

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    I'm pretending not to be affiliated to any club so shhhh

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