Dealing with Noisey Poms (and Welsh, Irish, Scots)

[UNCLE BOOG]

While it was truly enlightening to hear the roars of "foooorce, fooooorce" against the Highlanders (as Alby was caught offside one too many times and we were bunkered down in our defensive 5m line)

how do we all feel about an incredibly vocal British invasion at Subiaco?

while Im not suggesting we prepare chants/cheers, as Ive seen other threads on here clearly sink...
But for those who have had to sit through 80 minutes of incessant sweet chariot in the past, what words of wisdom do you have to impart upon those green fans who might not comprehend the ear bashing we will no doubt be copping.

[UNCLE BOOG]

I am actually looking forward to the girfriends first game against the brits, with all their vocal intent.

hopefully more enjoyable than the Paddo display of the Wallabies v Irish world cup match... (which was horrifically uncomfortable, and nearly violent at some stages...) and probably better than a stadium full of Chiefs fans.

[Rex Messup]

I have some strategies

Whilst they are gloating, spilling their watered down stale warm beer and working themselves into a lather of God save your Queen, Sweet Chariot and lions, lions, lions ad infinitum

.....you can

1. hit on their girlfriend. Brits have the biggest breasts in the world. The women are here to get a tan, pat a kangaroo, dive the barrier reef and meet a real man. They have been dragged to a rugby match and are bored brainless because it didn't fit their idea of a holiday down under. Opportunity knocks loudly. Getting their girlfriends mobile number and e-mail address and waving it to the boyfriend every time they get loud is about as good as it gets in life.

2. become intoxicated with ethanol, methanol or other dissociative substances so as to be unaware of their presence

3. In the days of yore, we would have thrown cans at the b@stards. I miss ye olde Australia.........when men were men

[UNCLE BOOG]

brilliant. just brilliant!

[Marty_Mcfly]

I was at the last Wallabies Vs Poms game here in Perth. I found the thing that shut them up more than anything else was getting an early, almost unassailable lead. They were pretty quiet after that.

Of course if the Force can't do that, then revert to Rex's advice above.
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[UNCLE BOOG]

Recalling our quarter final loss in Marseille 2007, where due to a booking mix up with a mate, I was sat, alone, in a stand full of white... there was very little to shut the blighters up.

[terrycobner]

Still no tickets, anyone have news on this ?
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[UNCLE BOOG]

Still no tickets, anyone have news on this ?
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it is concerning!

[benny]

the comment "POMS"..... If I was Adam Goodes Id be crying and SO UPSET as thats So Discriminating... ("in a little school girl voice"

hahahahahahahaha - WHAT A W@NKER.

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Serious note, Still no tickets, I've got my receipt from Ticketmaster, I'm guessing thats not worth F.... all until I get my tickets, any idea on when they are going to be available ??

[Elf1]

Still no tickets, anyone have news on this ?
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Mine arrived yesterday

[UNCLE BOOG]

the comment "POMS".....

haha.

word from the missus is that her order of tickets arrived today, so hopefully the order on my card isnt far off... (we had to order 2 lots next to each other)

[PerthGirl]

Recalling our quarter final loss in Marseille 2007, where due to a booking mix up with a mate, I was sat, alone, in a stand full of white... there was very little to shut the blighters up.

I was there too, a dark day! I hate it when they sing God save YOUR queen or say get your stars off our flag. We need to become a republic with our own identity! They don't like being called POMS though, I had a new girl from the UK start at a previous work place and I mentioned that a few of the workers were Poms and she said she didn't like being called a Pom and would prefer to be called a Brit. I felt like saying get used to it

[UNCLE BOOG]

I was there too, a dark day! I hate it when they sing God save YOUR queen or say get your stars off our flag. We need to become a republic with our own identity! They don't like being called POMS though, I had a new girl from the UK start at a previous work place and I mentioned that a few of the workers were Poms and she said she didn't like being called a Pom and would prefer to be called a Brit. I felt like saying get used to it

pfft. theyre poms. I dont give a shit what they think.

as for the queen, Im happy to get two national anthems before kick off... godsave "its our queen too" plus, advance australia.

[jargan83]

Call the royal family a bunch of bludgers and see the reaction you get

[Hansie]

They have bad teeth, 'cos they chew rocks - give them some to chew on, or Gum that superglues their mouths shut.

Still if you sing Harry is a wanker every time they break into song, it'll upset them, Or Cameron is a poofta.

Calling the royals a bunch of bludgers won't upset the Irish!!!