Dealing with Noisey Poms (and Welsh, Irish, Scots)

[Scozzie]

I don't think it would upset the Scots (or even the Welsh) that much either...!

[jargan83]

Calling the royals a bunch of bludgers won't upset the Irish!!!

Should have clarified that my comment is to wind up Poms

Scotland would just be happy to associated with a winning set up for a change

[JediKnight]

Should have clarified that my comment is to wind up Poms

Scotland would just be happy to associated with a winning set up for a change

I think you'll find we're 2 from 2 in the last 2 games played against the Wannabies!!!

[jargan83]

I think you'll find we're 2 from 2 in the last 2 games played against the Wannabies!!!

I'll admit those two games were great results for a minnow nation

[UNCLE BOOG]

English bloke at work said:

I was thinking of grabbing something for the game, might get a lions one so I can cop huge amounts of abuse on the day.

I laughed and replied with this useful info graphic:

[Ex Pat]

I have some strategies

Whilst they are gloating, spilling their watered down stale warm beer and working themselves into a lather of God save your Queen, Sweet Chariot and lions, lions, lions ad infinitum

.....you can

1. hit on their girlfriend. Brits have the biggest breasts in the world. The women are here to get a tan, pat a kangaroo, dive the barrier reef and meet a real man. They have been dragged to a rugby match and are bored brainless because it didn't fit their idea of a holiday down under. Opportunity knocks loudly. Getting their girlfriends mobile number and e-mail address and waving it to the boyfriend every time they get loud is about as good as it gets in life.

2. become intoxicated with ethanol, methanol or other dissociative substances so as to be unaware of their presence

3. In the days of yore, we would have thrown cans at the b@stards. I miss ye olde Australia.........when men were men

Love your post Rex would be a honour to be hit by one of your cans , i would hazard a guess Emu draught and i pressume it would be empty.
Followed the force from the start so i will be a funny night for me but i think it will be a long one for you .
By the way my wife has extremely large breasts.

Good Luck

[fulvio sammut]

Too much gratuitous information.

Does your wife know you post here?

[Batto]

Do the Lions sing god save the queen as this is the english anthem? and I loathe that swing low shite !

[travelling_gerry]

Mimic the "Swing low" with the actions!

[Alison]

They have bad teeth, 'cos they chew rocks - give them some to chew on, or Gum that superglues their mouths shut.

Still if you sing Harry is a wanker every time they break into song, it'll upset them, Or Cameron is a poofta.

Calling the royals a bunch of bludgers won't upset the Irish!!!

Reckon if you say Cameron is a poofta most of them would probably agree with you and shake your hand! Lol

[terrycobner]

the Lions have no anthem except [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLyBpqaXGBc"]British & Irish Lions Anthem, Power of Four - YouTube[/ame]. you will notice one person who knew the words in the crowd, I dont think we'll be seeing it on this tour

[wingman]

Is that Brett gaynor ( rugbywa ref) in that shot ?

Poms are only in the lions to make it a contest !
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[PerthGirl]

You could support the Force Ex Pat!

[hertryk]

the Lions have no anthem except British & Irish Lions Anthem, Power of Four - YouTube. you will notice one person who knew the words in the crowd, I dont think we'll be seeing it on this tour

Never heard that before....

[Rex Messup]

Love your post Rex

By the way my wife has extremely large breasts.

have you see that show Wife Swap?