Originally Posted by The EnForcer
The Flamethrower Synopsis on the Tri Nations
Upon reading all the best information that I could get, (Shaunmarns posts) I have come to this conclusion.
The Spring Boks will carve up and eat their opposition. This, however shall make the series very complicated.
Firstly Spring Bok are Herbivores so this rapid transition to Carnivore will create some problems. Whilst becoming more cunning through eating red meat the Bok have not had the eons it normally takes to learn all the rules of Carnivore behaviour.
Now to the Tri Nations.
The Bok will try their newfound skills first on the Kiwi. This is because the Kiwi is a small to medium sized bird similar to a chicken. The Wallaby is a larger animal, so the Bok will want to tackle something smaller first. How ever the Bok have not had the time to learn that you shouldn’t eat Chicken bones.
So, the Bok will eat the Kiwi. Kiwis are out. The Bok choke on the Kiwi bones and die. Boks are out.
The Wallabies take the Tri Nations.
I came up with this on the way home last night after the game. Somewhere between Cataby and Badgingarra at about eleven thirty PM. It’s a boring drive.
Not to mention the Frogs giving it to the Boks on Saturday night and the All Blacks just scraping by the Pumas on Sunday morning...can I change my mind Coach?
we got 5 tries and no bonus point on saturday!!! bahhhh
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
You boys should be on the bord of selectors for the wonttobes sorry wallabies and not leave it all up to Flamethrower.
did you mean "Wannabes"
Hey Boff, you need new material.
Or a job
my house needs painting
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
On sarugby.co.za their poll:-who will win Tri Nations? 57 per cent voted that they would come last and that was from 1289 voters when i looked. Lets hope they are right.
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