unless you have a babel fish, for ex pat's only

[cedric rainwater]

yorkshireman goes to the vet

"I need you to look at my cat"

"Is it a Tom?"

"No, I brought it with me"

or
yorkshireman's dog dies

He loved it so much he visits a jewellers to get a small gold replica statue made

The jeweller asks "Would you like it 18 carat?"

"Nah lad, I'll have it chewing a bone thanks"

[fulvio sammut]

Cedric! You're alive!