16.05.11 | SportsDome

Byline Al Qaeda Embarrassed.

Navy Seals have uncovered an Al Qaeda plot that never went ahead to "eliminate" Australian Rugby Union coach Richard Graham. Bin Ladens cohorts believed that elminating the former Wallabies defensive coach would cause mayhem in the Australian national sport setting it back "many generations". The information was discovered when Navy Seals raided Osama Bin Ladens Pakistan hideout last month.

The plot never went ahead because according to documents found by the Navy Seals, later examined by the CIA, Osama Bin Laden thought the idea was "a mistake" and was embarrassed that his cohorts had selected such an "low value" target.

Bin Laden was reported to have informed the terror plot mastermnds in a seized email "This will bring total disgrace to Al Qaeda as the killing of this infidal will have zero effect on Australian Rugby and make us look like bafoons" he went on to have his number 4 top terrorist beheaded after asking hm directly "Did you just catch the free bus from douchbag central?"

Australia's Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd in a press conference today said ASIO already had intelligence on the proposed plot. Rudd said "We had an idea that this plot was about to unfold in April this year, ASIO has contacted Graham and set up around the clock security" but according to leaked Wikileaks documents, Rudd privately had reservations about the plot ever going ahead, Rudd was quoted as saying "Why the f.uck would they target Richard Graham?".

More to come.






Wow, so close to home!