Irish Confessional

[LarryNJ]

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.






There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.



Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."









The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side.

[mudskipper]

guilty...

[travelling_gerry]

Free Drinks

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, at my local in Liverpool, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another. All the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

Although the Irishman swore every word was true, the Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims . Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.