Got caught cheating on my girlfriend, need advice!!

**Action Hardcore** · 23-09-09, 15:39

my honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door
picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
how could i forget that i had given her an extra key
all this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes of me

just had to vent

**tic** · 23-09-09, 15:47

Sounds like you had already vented - that's what landed you in this pickle.

**Darren** · 23-09-09, 16:21

I'd recommend taking your hand off your old fella, and Shaggy off your play list - it's almost a decade old now...

**zimeric** · 23-09-09, 16:21

Shaggy rocks even 10 years on

**KalaFan** · 23-09-09, 16:23

I would have thought you would have told your girlfriend to join in the party

**Action Hardcore** · 23-09-09, 16:37

I like to put all my efforts int just one lady at a time

**mudskipper** · 23-09-09, 17:44

Game over she now knows she's not the one and only... find a new girlfriend, learn and start over... speak to her and tell her you're leaving her because of your misadventures... apologise and move on... She pull it up on you every time you have an personal issue...

and find a more comfortable surface to get it on....

**Action Hardcore** · 23-09-09, 17:50

Originally Posted by mudskipper

Game over she now knows she's not the one and only... find a new girlfriend, learn and start over... speak to her and tell her you're leaving her because of your misadventures... apologise and move on... She pull it up on you every time you have an personal issue...

and find a more comfortable surface to get it on....

I told that girlfriend to mix us some protein shakes and make me a sndwich. Am i doing it right? Jargan83?

**mudskipper** · 23-09-09, 17:54

Originally Posted by Action Hardcore

I told that girlfriend to mix us some protein shakes and make me a sndwich. Am i doing it right? Jargan83?

If she brings you a sandwich, you eat it and live... your doing fine... but I'd still start fresh...

**jargan83** · 23-09-09, 21:38

Originally Posted by Action Hardcore

I told that girlfriend to mix us some protein shakes and make me a sndwich. Am i doing it right? Jargan83?

Depends if she made a good potein shake a good sandwich......
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**tragic** · 23-09-09, 22:38

Originally Posted by tic

Sounds like you had already vented - that's what landed you in this pickle.

Or was it his pickle that landed him in this?

**normie** · 24-09-09, 10:19

Originally Posted by Action Hardcore

I like to put all my efforts int just one lady at a time

SNAG!

**Daisy** · 24-09-09, 18:06

Sounds like you just had your first wet dream.

Feel free not to share your next one with the world

**Action Hardcore** · 25-09-09, 12:44

Originally Posted by jargan83

Depends if she made a good potein shake a good sandwich......
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Yeah man dude she made the biggest peanut butter, banana and honey sandwich i ever saw, and the shake don't get me started on the shake man i'm talking like an extreme double mega protien shake man i think there was even some ground beef up in that motherfu**er. I slurpped that down and did an extreme leg workout. Needless to say i took her back on her extreme protein shaking abilities. I'm now wearing this hat:

as a symbol of my commitment.

**thunderchicken9** · 25-09-09, 15:07

AH: If you're willing to sell some replicas of your "symbol of commitment" there's a ready-made market in the states, somewhat united...

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