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    Ode To Luke

    Ode To Luke.

    One day a young man appeared on scene
    Although rugby ignorant he seemed pretty keen

    His name was Luke_The_Pom, he was willing to chat
    He even felled Burgs using his skill with the bat

    It was not too long until some he pissed off
    He believed he was funny and did he not scoff

    So young and naive some believed him to be
    Others thought he was funny and did not agree

    His love of his england was never in question
    But to slag off Australia was beyond comprehension

    The land giving his future and financing to boot
    Was nothing to him, he’s running off with the loot!!!!

    In making a bet against Scotland the mighty
    Once again his allegiance was with good old blighty (read england)

    His cockiness and arrogance was something to behold
    His humor the best, he stated so bold

    Now England did lose to Scotland the brave
    But with no grace, his face try he save

    Now the end of this tail is funny and sad
    Cause it makes him a fool but also a cad

    Where he’s gone nobody knows
    But his true character is now exposed

    We’ve had a great laugh but I think it stinks
    Cause I’m still waiting for two f”king drinks.

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    Wow that's impressive mate. Well done!

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    In the spirit of newly returned NRL Footy Show......

    That's GOLD

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    Very well done.
    How long did that take you?

    For a person no body liked he sure does get a few threads, maybe i should become more arrogant

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    Nice one TEF. Good work mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blew Crew
    Very well done.
    How long did that take you?

    For a person no body liked he sure does get a few threads, maybe i should become more arrogant
    Never written one before and it just flowed. You see a Scotsman can acheive anything with the right motivation.

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    and a lost pint is motivation enough for most things...

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    hahaha nice job enforcer
    love it - did a great job

    rugby ignorant a bit harsh

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    Quote Originally Posted by luke_the_pom
    hahaha nice job enforcer
    love it - did a great job

    rugby ignorant a bit harsh
    Ah, there you are young man......

    Glad you enjoyed it Luke....it came from the heart.....

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