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    Lesson For Medical Students

    First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
    anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table
    with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine
    it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is
    that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.'

    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
    the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

    'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students
    freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.

    But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the
    dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked
    at them and said,

    'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
    finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's
    tough, it's even tougher, if you're stupid.'

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    That would be Veterinary more than Medical wouldn't it???

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    Pedantic!?!
    Thats just what the email said when I copy & pasted it!

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    Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Ah pedants....

    Sounds more like something that would happen to the people I know who took medicine (well, UAI-based-entry medicine) than the people I know who did Vet Science.

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