Chat Report 23/7/08!!! :)

[robyn <3]

ahaha well i was on the phone for most of chat, so forgive me if it’s a little… weird?

role: well im probably going to miss a lot of people… sorry!
myself
exile
force_addict
laura
pieter_blackie
blueandblack
jazza
innocent_quokka
Krusher (for what looked like all of 2 seconds )
James
gustafl
tragic
GIGS20
coach
Mtbeaver
travelling_gerry
pruc
The_Lone_Hydrangea

hmm… well a few people logged on, and started talking about mexican food. im beginning to think its a chat tradition or something… anways. everyone started talking about the colour of josh valentines hair, and we decided that he is a strawberry blonde. if anyone makes a rude comment about that hair colour, they will be in trouble!! nothing is wrong with strawberry blondes!!!

well, someone asked where exile lived, and quokka started handling the bar, seeing as blueandblack was yet to make an appearance. everyone started complaining about the lack of chat report from last week, and everyone started being silly and rude, so im leaving that bit out just because i can!

then everyone started talking about albinos and short people... tsk tsk! there is about 10 minutes worth of kebab talk that followed!! then the quokka bartender got quite enthusiastic handing out drinks, and then there are a rather queer discussion about mrs quokka, which is not suited for a pg rated forum like this! lets just say quokka doesnt like sharing...

gigs joined and gave me chat report duty and quokka abandoned us. there were no powers and beav got a bit upset about his lack of @ thingy... coach was telling us about his son not wanting to play rugby, and how his daughter wants to play. go little miss coach... rugby girls are awesome!

AHAHA then we all starting moaning about gus and his curveball... and i learnt about the arcade games pruc came and told us about how the force game was, and how rabbit went. i think the less said the better... all the mods dissapeared and we all started trying to beat gus's curveball thing. we all gave up pretty quickly (HOW do you do it gus...?) someone suggested that we get trophies next to our name for being the top scorer on a game... coach? we had a lil chat bout grumbles the western force fan, as he puts it, and the twf girls, who he looooves!! more talk of gus and his curveball...

by then it was pretty much just us school kids, so we all started moaning about school. then i learnt WHYYY im doing chat report i failed at trying to beat gus's curveball score, so jazza said i could have 2 of his games, which are supposedly really easy. i caught one beer mat, and it said i was severely drunk hehe oopsss...

jazza and beaver left, so we were running out of people... and laura arrived telling us all about the game! hehe the absent bartender arrived, and after everyone kinda dissapeared... aha

QUOTES!

<dont know whoo...> I used to know an albino girl who's eyes weren't that great. she had a mini telescope thing for at school so she could read the blackboard. she was like a little albino pirate

<dont know who again...> I used to work in Auckland and I met a guy who came in after I left who was an Albino Samoan. No joke hey he was as white as white and both his parents had dark skin.

<and again...> I saw a doco in the UK about the worlds smallest man and one person was the smallest but wasn't 18 yet (so not a man) and at the end of the doco they showed the 16 year old beating up a cardboard cut out of the record holder it was painfully funny

arent we charming?

HAHAHAHA all those quotes were james... isnt JAMES charming?

[jargan83]

strawberry blonde sounds rather red-ish, so therefore fanta-ish??

Great report robyn
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[robyn <3]

strawberry blonde sounds rather red-ish, so therefore fanta-ish??

Great report robyn
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its blonde with a red tinge to it... i would know!

NOTHING wrong with red hair...

[force addict]

the quotes were all from James

[.X.]

Nice job Robyn

[innocent quokka]

and then there are a rather queer discussion about mrs quokka, which is not suited for a pg rated forum like this! lets just say quokka doesnt like sharing...

I don't remember this bit!

<dont know whoo...> I used to know an albino girl who's eyes weren't that great. she had a mini telescope thing for at school so she could read the blackboard. she was like a little albino pirate

arr, that be me

[robyn <3]

I don't remember this bit!

you probably dont want to either...

[GIGS20]

strawberry blonde sounds rather red-ish, so therefore fanta-ish??

Great report robyn
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Sounds like a fanta shandy!

[Flamethrower]

Sounds like a fanta shandy!

Would you call that fandy or shanta

[jargan83]

"fantapants cocktail"
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[Swee_82]

jargs I got naming rights to the "fantapants" already!

1 x shot glass
Fill to 90% with Fanta
Open a bottle of rum in the vicinity and let the vapour waft in the general direction of the shot.
Consume.
Fall down drunk.
Call in sick.

[jargan83]

those rum vapours are deadly sometimes
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[innocent quokka]

I'm sure there's an in joke that I'm missing, but that's still pretty funny.

[Badger]

I'm sure there's an in joke that I'm missing, but that's still pretty funny.

Oh there is an in joke MattyJ but it isn't for Tahs. Well now i come to think about it, you can have him.

[Jess]

Swee... I'm not buying into the whole fantapants thing but that was seriously funny.

The fantapants cocktail recipe is the goods.