A helpful tip for the old blokes

[Flamethrower]

An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra “Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?”



" I can cut them for you " said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. "



" I am 96 " said the old man . " I don ' t want an erection . I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers. "

[shasta]

Nursing homes are rumored to be giving them half a tablet to stop them rolling out of bed during the night.

[James]

A duck walks into his local pharmacy and asks for some Viagra.
The pharmacist replies "Certainly sir. Shall I put that on your bill?"
The ducks says "I'm not that kind of duck!"