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    Quote Originally Posted by oxleymoron View Post
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    I posted that one in 'you and your job' thread Ox. Its an absolute cracker!!

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    If you are still looking for one, this is one of the best I have EVER read.


    The Anzac on the Wall


    I wandered thru a country town 'cos I had time to spare,
    And went into an antique shop to see what was in there.
    Old Bikes and pumps and kero lamps, but hidden by it all,
    A photo of a soldier boy - an Anzac on the Wall.

    "The Anzac have a name?" I asked. The old man answered "No,.
    The ones who could have told me mate, have passed on long ago.
    The old man kept on talking and, according to his tale,
    The photo was unwanted junk bought from a clearance sale.

    "I asked around," the old man said, "but no one knows his face,
    He's been on that wall twenty years, deserves a better place.
    For some one must have loved him so, it seems a shame somehow."
    I nodded in agreement and then said, "I'll take him now."

    My nameless digger's photo, well it was a sorry sight
    A cracked glass pane and a broken frame - I had to make it right
    To prise the photo from its frame I took care just in case,
    "Cause only sticky paper held the cardboard back in place.

    I peeled away the faded screed and much to my surprise,
    Two letters and a telegram appeared before my eyes
    The first reveals my Anzac's name, and regiment of course
    John Mathew Francis Stuart - of Australia's own Light Horse.


    This letter written from the front, my interest now was keen
    This note was dated August seventh 1917
    "Dear Mum, I'm at Khalasa Springs not far from the Red Sea
    They say it's in the Bible - looks like Billabong to me.

    "My Kathy wrote I'm in her prayers she's still my bride to be
    I just cant wait to see you both you're all the world to me
    And Mum you'll soon meet Bluey, last month they shipped him out
    I told him to call on you when he's up and about."

    "That bluey is a larrikin, and we all thought it funny
    He lobbed a Turkish hand grenade into the Co's dunny.
    I told you how he dragged me wounded in from no man's land
    He stopped the bleeding closed the wound with only his bare hand."

    "Then he copped it at the front from some stray shrapnel blast
    It was my turn to drag him in and I thought he wouldn't last
    He woke up in hospital, and nearly lost his mind
    Cause out there on the battlefield he'd left one leg behind."

    "He's been in a bad way mum, he knows he'll ride no more
    Like me he loves a horse's back he was a champ before.
    So Please Mum can you take him in, he's been like my brother
    Raised in a Queensland orphanage he' S never known a mother."


    But Struth, I miss Australia mum, and in my mind each day
    I am a mountain cattleman on high plains far away
    I'm mustering white-faced cattle, with no camel's hump in sight
    And I waltz my Matilda by a campfire every night

    I wonder who rides Billy, I heard the pub burnt down
    I'll always love you and please say hooroo to all in town".
    The second letter I could see was in a lady's hand
    An answer to her soldier son there in a foreign land

    Her copperplate was perfect, the pages neat and clean
    It bore the date November 3rd 1917.
    "T'was hard enough to lose your Dad, without you at the war
    I'd hoped you would be home by now - each day I miss you more"

    "Your Kathy calls around a lot since you have been away
    To share with me her hopes and dreams about your wedding day
    And Bluey has arrived - and what a godsend he has been
    We talked and laughed for days about the things you've done and seen"

    "He really is a comfort, and works hard around the farm,
    I read the same hope in his eyes that you wont come to harm.
    Mc Connell's kids rode Billy, but suddenly that changed
    We had a violent lightning storm, and it was really strange."

    "Last Wednesday just on midnight, not a single cloud in sight
    It raged for several minutes, it gave us all a fright
    It really spooked your Billy - and he screamed and bucked and reared
    And then he rushed the sliprail fence, which by a foot he cleared"

    "They brought him back next afternoon, but something's changed I fear
    It's like the day you brought him home, for no one can get near
    Remember when you caught him with his black and flowing mane?
    Now Horse breakers fear the beast that only you can tame,"

    "That's why we need you home son" - then the flow of ink went dry-
    This letter was unfinished, and I couldn't work out why.
    Until I started reading the letter number three
    A yellow telegram delivered news of tragedy

    Her son killed in action - oh - what pain that must have been
    The Same date as her letter - 3rd November 17
    This letter which was never sent, became then one of three
    She sealed behind the photo's face - the face she longed to see.

    And John's home town's old timers -children when he went to war
    Would say no greater cattleman had left the town before.
    They knew his widowed mother well - and with respect did tell
    How when she lost her only boy she lost her mind as well.

    She could not face the awful truth, to strangers she would speak
    "My Johnny's at the war you know , he's coming home next week."
    They all remembered Bluey he stayed on to the end
    A younger man with wooden leg became her closest friend

    And he would go and find her when she wandered old and weak
    And always softly say "yes dear - John will be home next week."
    Then when she died Bluey moved on, to Queensland some did say
    I tried to find out where he went, but dont know to this day

    And Kathy never wed - a lonely spinster some found odd
    She wouldn't set foot in a church - she'd turned her back on God
    John's mother left no will I learned on my detective trail
    This explains my photo's journey, that clearance sale

    So I continued digging cause I wanted to know more
    I found John's name with thousands in the records of the war
    His last ride proved his courage - a ride you will acclaim
    The Light Horse Charge at Beersheba of everlasting fame

    That last day in October back in 1917
    At 4pm our brave boys fell - that sad fact I did glean
    That's when John's life was sacrificed, the record's crystal clear
    But 4pm in Beersheba is midnight over here.......

    So as John's gallant sprit rose to cross the great divide
    Were lightning bolts back home a signal from the other side?
    Is that why Billy bolted and went racing as in pain?
    Because he'd never feel his master on his back again?

    Was it coincidental? same time - same day - same date?
    Some proof of numerology, or just a quirk of fate?
    I think it's more than that, you know, as I've heard wiser men,
    Acknowledge there are many things that go beyond our ken

    Where craggy peaks guard secrets neath dark skies torn asunder
    Where hoofbeats are companions to the rolling waves of thunder
    Where lightning cracks like 303's and ricochets again
    Where howling moaning gusts of wind sound just like dying men

    Some Mountain cattlemen have sworn on lonely alpine track
    They've glimpsed a huge black stallion - Light Horseman on his back.
    Yes Sceptics say, it's swirling clouds just forming apparitions
    Oh no, my friend you cant dismiss all this as superstition

    The desert of Beersheba - or windswept Aussie range
    John Stuart rides forever there - Now I dont find that strange.
    Now some gaze at this photo, and they often question me
    And I tell them a small white lie, and say he's family.

    "You must be proud of him." they say - I tell them, one and all,
    That's why he takes the pride of place - my Anzac on the Wall.

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    shit TIF.
    i can see why its your favourite.
    thats one awsome poem!
    thank you for showing it to me

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    Reminded me of another beauty.

    Green and Gold Malaria

    by Rupert McCall

    The day would soon arrive when I could not ignore the rash.
    I was obviously ill and so I called on Doctor Nash.
    This standard consultation would adjudicate my fate.
    I walked into his surgery and gave it to him straight:
    `Doc, I wonder if you might explain this allergy of mine,
    I get these pins and needles running up and down my spine.
    From there, across my body, I will suddenly extend -
    My neck will feel a shiver and the hairs will stand on end.
    And then there is the symptom that only a man can fear -
    A choking in the throat, and the crying of a tear.'
    Well, the Doctor scratched his melon with a rather worried look.
    His furrowed brow suggested that the news to come was crook.
    `What is it Doc?' I motioned. `Have I got a rare disease?
    I'm man enough to cop it sweet, so give it to me, please.'
    `I'm not too sure,' he answered, in a puzzled kind of way.
    `You've got some kind of fever, but it's hard for me to say.
    When is it that you feel this most peculiar condition?'
    I thought for just a moment, then I gave him my position:
    `I get it when I'm standing in an Anzac Day parade,
    And I get it when the anthem of our native land is played,
    And I get it when Meninga makes a Kiwi-crunching run,
    And when Border grits his teeth to score a really gutsy ton.
    I got it back in '91 when Farr-Jones held the Cup,
    And I got it when Japan was stormed by Better Loosen Up.
    I get it when Banjo takes me down the Snowy River,
    And Matilda sends me waltzing with a billy-boiling shiver.
    It hit me hard when Sydney was awarded the Games,
    And I get it when I see our farmers fighting for their names.
    It flattened me when Bertrand raised the boxing kangaroo,
    And when Perkins smashed the record, well, the rashes were true blue.
    So tell me, Doc,' I questioned. `Am I really gonna die?'
    He broke into a smile before he looked me in the eye.
    As he fumbled with his stethoscope and pushed it out of reach,
    He wiped away a tear and then he gave me this stirring speech:
    `From the beaches here in Queensland to the sweeping shores of Broome,
    On the Harbour banks of Sydney where the waratah's in bloom.
    From Uluru at sunset to the Mighty Tasman Sea,
    In the Adelaide cathedrals, at the roaring MCG.
    From the Great Australian Blight up to the Gulf of Carpentaria,
    The medical profession call it "green and gold malaria".
    But forget about the text books, son, the truth I shouldn't hide.
    The rash that you've contracted here is "good old Aussie pride".
    I'm afraid that you were born with it and one thing is for sure -
    You'll die with it, young man, because there isn't and cure.'

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    I have a poem. I don't need any more. Thank you everyone who put them up.

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    What is it NG?

    It isn't
    Good night Captain Possum, Kookaburra, Kangaroo,
    Good night young Kenny and goodnight to you...

    You know she can't go to sleep until daddy sings it to her!

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    Brother Gallagher I hear you

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    Quote Originally Posted by no.8 View Post
    What is it NG?

    It isn't
    Good night Captain Possum, Kookaburra, Kangaroo,
    Good night young Kenny and goodnight to you...

    You know she can't go to sleep until daddy sings it to her!
    Shud up

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    FYI It's "Clancy from the Overflow", and shouldn't you be working?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoGirl View Post
    FYI It's "Clancy from the Overflow"
    That's much better than,

    Mary had a little lamb
    it' fleece was black as charcoal

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    THE WELLS OF OLD BEERSHEBA


    In saga and in story their tale has been told,
    As long down the years of madness the battle tides have rolled;
    Their drops of crystal water - more precious than gold
    The Wells of old Beersheba were battle scarred of old.
    On an Autumn evening that seems so long ago
    The war-worn Walers reached them with stately step and slow,
    And the guns roared welcome, peal upon thunder peal,
    The Wells of old Beersheba were held by Moslem steel.
    On barren cactus ridges the British army lay,
    All sore in need of water at the burning close of day;
    And so the desert riders must charge at evening gloom -
    The Wells of old Beersheba - to victory or doom.
    A league across the desert, slowly Walers came,
    And Turkish shrapnel answered with a burst of flame
    That flashed amid the smoke clouds, deep in the murky haze,
    The Wells of old Beersheba with trench-lines all ablaze.
    They lined the ridge at sunset and, in the waning light
    The far-flung line of squadrons came on in headlong flight,
    The desert land behind them - in front the fearful fight,
    The Wells of old Beersheba must fall before the night.
    The Turkish rifles raked them and horse and man went down,
    But still they held the gallop towards the blazing town;
    They heard the hot lead whining, the big guns thunder-roll -
    The Wells of old Beersheba their destiny and goal.
    With cold steel bayonets gleaming, in sodden seas of blood
    They raced towards the stronghold, all in a crimson flood,
    Such maddening surge of horses, such tumult and such roar
    The Wells of old Beersheba had never seen before.
    They stormed across the trenches and, so the stories say,
    They drove the Moslem gunners as wild winds scatter spray.
    No force or fire could turn them on that long maddening run,
    The Wells of old Beersheba had fallen with the sun.
    Fast through the gap behind them column on column poured,
    Loud in the darkening dust - wrack the guns of England roared;
    Won in a race of ruin through the lurid waves of flame
    The Wells of old Beersheba had brought them deathless fame!
    Remember them, my brothers, lend them a helping hand -
    They led that charge of splendour that won the Promised Land -
    And those who came not homeward, their memory is grand -
    The Wells of old Beersheba will guard their graves of sand.

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    Bradman

    Sydney, 1926, this is the story of a man
    Just a kid in from the sticks, just a kid with a plan
    St George took a gamble, played him in first grade
    Pretty soon that young man showed them how to flash the blade
    And at the age of nineteen he was playing for the State
    From Adelaide to Brisbane the runs did not abate
    He hit 'em hard, he hit 'em straight

    He was more than just a batsman
    He was something like a tide
    He was more than just one man
    He could take on any side
    They always came for Bradman 'cause fortune used to hide in the palm of his hand

    A team came out from England
    Wally Hammond wore his felt hat like a chief
    All through the summer of '28, '29 they gave the greencaps no relief
    Some reputations came to grief
    They say the darkest hour is right before the dawn
    And in the hour of greatest slaughter the great avenger is being born
    But who then could have seen the shape of things to come
    In Bradman's first test he went for eighteen and for one
    They dropped him like a gun
    Now big Maurice Tate was the trickiest of them all
    And a man with a wisecracking habit
    But there's one crack that won't stop ringing in his ears
    "Hey Whitey, that's my rabbit"
    Bradman never forgot it

    He was more than just a batsman
    He was something like a tide
    He was more than just one man
    He could take on any side
    They always came for Bradman 'cause fortune used to hide in the palm of his hand

    England 1930 and the seed burst into flower
    All of Jackson's grace failed him, it was Bradman was the power
    He murdered them in Yorkshire,he danced for them in Kent
    He laughed at them in Leicestershire, Leeds was an event
    Three hundred runs he took and rewrote all the books
    That really knocked those gents
    The critics could not comprehend this nonchalant phenomenon
    "Why this man is a machine," they said. "Even his friends say he isn't human"
    Even friends have to cut something

    He was more than just a batsman
    He was something like a tide
    He was more than just one man
    He could take on any side
    They always came for Bradman 'cause fortune used to hide in the palm of his hand

    Summer 1932 and Captain Douglas had a plan
    When Larwood bowled to Bradman it was more than man to man
    And staid Adelaide nearly boiled over as rage ruled over sense
    When Oldfield hit the ground they nearly jumped the fence
    Now Bill Woodill was as fine a man as ever went to wicket
    And the bruises on his body that day showed that he could stick it
    But to this day he's still quoted and only he could wear it
    "There's two teams out there today and only one of them's playing cricket."

    He was longer than a memory, bigger than a town
    He feet they used to sparkle and he always kept them on the ground
    Fathers took their sons who never lost the sound of the roar of the grandstand

    Now shadows they grow longer and there's so mush more yet to be told
    But we're not getting any younger, so let the part tell the whole
    Now the players all wear colours, the circus is in town
    I can no longer go down there, down to that sacred ground

    He was more than just a batsman
    He was something like a tide
    He was more than just one man
    He could take on any side
    They always came for Bradman 'cause fortune used to hide in the palm of his hand

    - Paul Kelly

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    WHY WE PLAY THE GAME: By Rupert McCall



    When the battle scars have faded
    And the truth becomes a lie
    And the weekend smell of liniment
    Could almost make you cry


    When the last ruck's well behind you
    And the man that ran now walks
    It doesn't matter who you are
    The mirror sometimes talks


    Have a good hard look old son!
    The melon's not that great
    The snoz that takes a sharp turn sideways
    Used to be dead straight


    You're an advert for arthritis
    You're a thoroughbred gone lame
    Then you ask yourself the question
    Why the hell you played the game?


    Was there logic in the head knocks?
    In the corks and in the cuts?
    Did common sense get pushed aside
    By manliness and guts?


    Do you sometimes sit and wonder
    Why your time would often pass
    In a tangled mess of bodies
    With head up someone's arse?


    With a thumb hooked up your nostril
    Scratching gently on your brain
    And an overgrown Neanderthal
    Rejoicing in your pain!


    Mate - you must recall the jersey
    That was shredded into rags
    Then the soothing sting of Dettol
    On a back engraved with tags!


    It's almost worth admitting
    Though with some degree of shame
    That your wife was right in asking
    Why the hell you played the game?


    Why you'd always rock home legless
    Like a cow on roller skates
    After drinking at the clubhouse
    With your low down drunken mates


    Then you'd wake up - check your wallet
    Not a solitary coin
    Drink Berocca by the bucket
    Throw an ice pack on your groin


    Copping Sunday morning sermons
    About boozers being losers
    While you limped like Quasimoto
    With a half a thousand bruises!


    Yes - an urge to hug the porcelain
    And curse sambucca's name
    Would always pose the question
    Why the hell you played the game!


    And yet with every wound re-opened
    As you grimly reminisce it
    Comes the compelling feeling yet
    God, you bloody miss it!


    From the first time that you laced a boot
    And tightened every stud
    That virus known as 'rugby'
    Has been living in your blood


    When you dreamt it - when you played it
    All the rest took second fiddle
    Now you're standing on the sidelines
    But your heart's still in the middle


    And no matter where you travel
    You can take it as expected
    There will always be a breed of people
    Hopelessly infected


    If there's a teammate, then you'll find him
    Like a gravitating force
    With a common understanding
    And a beer or three, of course



    And as you stand there telling lies
    Like it was yesterday old friend
    You'll know that if you had the chance
    You'd do it all again



    You see - that's the thing with rugby
    It will always be the same
    And that, I guarantee
    Is why the hell you played the game!
    AMEN

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    thread mining eh .. and I'm glad you did, I didn't get to read The Anzac on the Wall before, glad I did today!

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    One that should raise the hairs on the neck of any rower.
    Is on the Scotch Rowers Dinner program every year.

    A Racing Eight

    by James Lister Cuthbertson

    WHO knows it not, who loves it not,
    The long and steady swing,
    The instant dip, the iron grip,
    The rowlocks’ linked ring,
    The arrowy sway of hands away,
    The slider oiling aft,
    The forward sweep, the backward leap
    That speed the flying craft?

    A racing eight of perfect mould,
    True to the builder’s law,
    That takes the water’s gleaming gold
    Without a single flaw.
    A ship deep, resonant within,
    Harmonious to the core,
    That vibrates to her polished skin
    The tune of wave and oar.

    A racing eight and no man late,
    And all hearts in the boat;
    The men who work and never shirk,
    Who long to be afloat.
    The crew who burn from stem to stern
    To win the foremost place,
    The crew to row, the boat to go
    The eight to win the race.

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