Joke for the day.

[The EnForcer]

Burgs....double groan!

[Burgs]

It is much funnier when you hear it........

[LarryNJ]

I've been called many things and some were true but pom I am not


Opppss..sorry I thought you were from across the pond.

[Burgs]

Larry:
National Relations 101-
Rule 1, never call a Scotsman a Pom or an Englishman, Grade 10 offence.
Rule 2, never call a Canadian a Yank or an American, Grade 5 offence.
Hope that helps

[LarryNJ]

Oh, I get it. My mistake was thinking that a pom was someone who was from Europe now living in Australia.

[The EnForcer]

Oh, I get it. My mistake was thinking that a pom was someone who was from Europe now living in Australia.

Not a problem old boy....don't call and Australian a Kiwi and visa versa....it has a similar effect but not quite as intense.

[Burgs]

It's all fun and games til somebody get's called a pom

[Sportlover]

AFAIK Poms're the English, not the Welsh, Scots or Irish!!!

[Sportlover]

Its just like asking the K1W1s if they shear sheep???

They normally reply that "Bro, we don't shear the sheep wuth anywun!!!!"

[The InnFORCEr]

Larry:
National Relations 101-
Rule 1, never call a Scotsman a Pom or an Englishman, Grade 10 offence.
Rule 2, never call a Canadian a Yank or an American, Grade 5 offence.
Hope that helps

Rule 3 and most important, never ever call an Aussie a Kiwi, and although calling a Kiwi and Aussie is not exactly correct, it does make our flightless little friends from across the Tasman feel a little better about themselves! They still call Australia Home!!!

[Sportlover]

Yep, where else can one go on a holiday without requiring a visa and get paid by that country's government a darn sight better than they do at their home........

[.X.]

Anyone want to make a bet we are about to recieve a visit from Swizterland?

[Burgs]

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I
want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at
least 5 pounds."When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by
losing nearly 20 pounds."Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you
follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I
thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.""From hunger, you mean?",
asked the doctor.""No, from skipping."

[The EnForcer]

hahaha, nice one Burgs.

Heard this on the radio the other day...amused me

Two blondes are talking when one gets shat on by a passing bird. The other blonde says, "It's ok I'll get a tissue", and the first blonde says...........wait for it.........page down





































"Don't bother, it's long gone by now"

[Darren]

2 Elephants walk off a cliff.


boom! boom!