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    Lost in Bunnings Hardware

    Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Bunnings
    Hardware when they collide.

    The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
    wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'

    The young guy says, 'That's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife too. I
    can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

    The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
    wife look like?'

    The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter
    top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

    The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter - let's look for yours.'

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    Sounds like the young bloke married one of the " Bunnings wallet scam" chicks from last year.

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