Daylight Savings rocks
Force CEO to blame for GST.
Hasta la vista Pam
For organizing the Spice Girls comeback tour
BLACK IS THICKER THAN BLOOD
I think thats taking it a bit too far. The Force couldn't be that nastyOriginally Posted by Seldom
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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Western Force admits to causing the current drought with their patented "weather control machine" that they have stashed out the back at Perry Lakes
I think thats taking it a bit too far. The Force couldn't be that nasty
I agree, that is a heinous crime!
Hasta la vista Pam
UFO investigator and well known fruitcake Stanton Freedman says highly placed sauces inside NASA have proof that The Western Force are responsible for alien abductions and that AJ Whally is really a human/alien hybrid (how else could a prop score so many meat pies?).
Investigative hacks at the SMH are to travel to the States to interview Freedman's sauces about rumors that Firepower fuel technology has been retro engineered from an alien spaceship that crashed into Bass Straight soon after abducting Harold Holt in December 1977. They will also be looking for clues to the disappearance of their Chief Rugby Correspondent who went missing while on assignment in France about a month ago.
Sauces also claim that the board of RugbyWA has been responsible for myriad disinformation campaigns since the first abductions were reported.
Freedman went on to say " What!...You want f@ckin proof? Buy my books here.........."
http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/sfhome.html
The Western Force have come under fire from political leaders after the Super 14 side admitted to being the driving force behind the October revolution that led to the rise of the Soviet Union. Media outlets have sought comment from Force CEO Peter o'Meara for taking the world to the brink of armegeddon at several stages during the ensuing 50 year cold war only to have a reply of "No comment Comrades"
in related news the club has changed it's uniforms to red and the swan logo replaced by a hammer and sickle
force to blame for RWC 2011 stadiums not being finished in time, all spectators to wear hi-vis vests and hard hats.....
The force are responsible for Jargan's unhealthy obsession with Communism.
War is Gods may of teaching Americans Geography
force to blame for citizen test being too hard.....
Western Force blamed for Wales early exit at RWC 2007, then again they've blamed everyone else except themselves for loosing the highly entertaining match against Fiji
Western Force blamed for Matt Dunning's mullet...
Harsh Coasch, Only Matt Dunning could look stupider then Matt Dunninn with thet hideous haircut
And responsible for knocking out Newton with an apple.
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