Facts About AJ Whalley

[Darren]

Facts about AJ Whalley

• AJ Whalley does not sleep. He waits.
• If you can see AJ Whalley, he can see you. If you can’t see AJ Whalley, you may be only seconds away from death.
• In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by AJ Whalley, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten..
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep AJ Whalley out.
• If you spell 'AJ Whalley' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for AJ Whalley
• AJ Whalley is the reason why "Where's Wally" is hiding!!
• AJ Whalley gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• AJ Whalley does not love Raymond
• Bigfoot takes pictures of AJ Whalley
• The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then AJ Whalley tackled it back into orbit.
• AJ Whalley isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

[James]

I heard that if you play the Beatles song 'Amazed' backwards you can hear 'AJ is dead.... AJ is dead....'

[wilko]

Facts about AJ Whalley

• AJ Whalley does not sleep. He waits.
• If you can see AJ Whalley, he can see you. If you can’t see AJ Whalley, you may be only seconds away from death.
• In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by AJ Whalley, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten..
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep AJ Whalley out.
• If you spell 'AJ Whalley' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for AJ Whalley
• AJ Whalley is the reason why "Where's Wally" is hiding!!
• AJ Whalley gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• AJ Whalley does not love Raymond
• Bigfoot takes pictures of AJ Whalley
• The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then AJ Whalley tackled it back into orbit.
• AJ Whalley isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

I 'd like to add to that Coach,

These statements need some meat putting on the bone ( oops sorry AJ )

From the top

True - he's waiting for someone to trip over him
True - from starvation by the time he gets to you
True - Including the Mrs Mac pie eating contest
True - To stop him getting to the pies
True - but reference to the above statment its also an anagram of " HEY AJ WALL "
True - That is a scientifically proven fact
False - Where's Wally is still hiding cus AJ got out of breath trying to find him - fair do's
though he looked for 45 seconds
True - We need Cheer Leaders
False - We all love Raymond, but AJ's not comfortable with his sexuality
False - AJ takes pictures of his Big Feet cus he isn't strong eneough to lift his camera up
True - Saved by AJ .. but it was a rare AJ drop goal that saved us
True - He's the man .... who's the Daddy ...... go AJ

[JediKnight]

[jargan83]

When AJ Whalley does a push up, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down

[JediKnight]

[Seldom]

1 fact missed:

AJ is one of the best blokes around!!!!!!

[Skiza]

Australia is not a democracy its an AJtatorship

[GIGS20]

Dinosaurs are extinct because AJ got sick of their shit!
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west because it's following AJ around.
The great Australian Bight was formed when AJ got peckish on the way to a Crusaders game.

[jono]

Facts about AJ Whalley

• AJ Whalley does not sleep. He waits.
• If you can see AJ Whalley, he can see you. If you can’t see AJ Whalley, you may be only seconds away from death.
• In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by AJ Whalley, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten..
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep AJ Whalley out.
• If you spell 'AJ Whalley' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for AJ Whalley
• AJ Whalley is the reason why "Where's Wally" is hiding!!
• AJ Whalley gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• AJ Whalley does not love Raymond
• Bigfoot takes pictures of AJ Whalley
• The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then AJ Whalley tackled it back into orbit.
• AJ Whalley isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

so AJ is the long awaited mentor of the great chuck norris?


his final test is to punch lote in the soul next season!

[.X.]

How many AJ's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NONE!

AJ isn't aren't afraid of the dark

[.X.]

AJ tells Uncle Chop Chop to HTFU!

[Happy]

Chuck Norris will hunt down and kill you all for stealing his facts!

[Em-Forcer]

How many AJ's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NONE!

AJ isn't aren't afraid of the dark

I like this one!

[GIGS20]

Chuck Norris will hunt down and kill you all for stealing his facts!

Never fear AJ will protect us..........whilst saying something about Chuck's mum!