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Ode to Benny
Benny’s in the poo again
He’s got himself arrested
Not for indecent exposure
Although he was bare-chested
"Give us a sample of your blood young Ben"
He heard the coppers say
But Benny flatly refused to comply
His answer was "No Way"
So they searched the car from top to bottom
Until they found the loot
They cuffed our Benny on the spot
And chucked him in the boot
The Eagles have to sack him now
They have no other choice
They have to get together
And speak with one loud voice
The trouble with these heroes is
They get paid too much money
With so much free time to spend it
They flush it down the dunny
Juddys gone to Carlton now
And Wooden has retired
Chickys not on contract
And Benny "you are fired"
But alls not lost, do not despair
You’ll have to face your 'Mockers'
You’ve done the crime, now do your time
And come and join the Dockers!
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