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    A FAMILY of Collingwood supporters.......

    A FAMILY of Collingwood supporters were out doing their Saturday morning shoplifting at Rebel Sport when the son picked up a Carlton jumper and said to his 10-year-old sister, “Hey, moll, I’ve decided to steal this and become a Blues supporter.”
    His outraged sister whacked him over the head with her carton of Winnie Reds and said, “Go and tell Mum then, shithead!”
    The kid went and told his mother, who threw a half-full can of VB at him and hissed, “Right, we’re going to see your father about this.”
    The family immediately went to Pentridge and demanded an emergency visit with the kid’s dad. The dad was hauled out of his cell to the rec room, only to see the fruit of his loins wearing a Blues jumper. He went berserk, backhanding his son across the room and screaming, “No bastard of mine will ever be seen wearing that shit!”
    On the way home, the kid’s mother turned to him and said, “Well, have you learnt anything today, dickhead?”
    “Shit, yes, you old slag, I bloody well have,” the kid replied. “I’ve only been a Carlton supporter for an hour, and I already hate you Collingwood pricks!”

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    aren't a group of collingwood supporters called a "pack of wankers"?

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    Gee we have missed you Happster, and your right.

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    i noticed the site had dipped a bit while I was away!!

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    Hey Flamy, did it take long to change the words Fremantle and West Coast Eagles to Collingwood and Carlton???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy
    aren't a group of collingwood supporters called a "pack of wankers"?
    Happy, being an recent ex Waratah you should know that that is what you call a group of Tahs Fans

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr
    Hey Flamy, did it take long to change the words Fremantle and West Coast Eagles to Collingwood and Carlton???
    Nah, this is the original from the VFL days

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    that innforcer is a touchie bastard aint he

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    hahahahahaha thats gold Flamethrower

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