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Just for you TLH![]()
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, they have set-up their tent and are asleep.
Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see".
Tonto replies "Me see millions of stars".
"What does that tell you?" asks the Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute and replies "Astronomically speaking,it tells me that there are millions of galaxies playing host to billions of stars and planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM. Theologically, it is evident the Lord is all powerful and as small Insignificant beings, we pale in his presence. Meteorologically, we are in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow with a light easterly breeze in the morning. What it tell you Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, looking at Tonto in amazement,then says: "Tonto you f *wit. It tells ME that someone has stolen our tent."
80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?
Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!
Education is Important, but Rugby is Importanter!
Pint of Magners for you Tif!![]()
find replace Holmes / Watson with Long Ranger / Tonto and you have a whole new joke eh???![]()
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
No Magners for you Happy.![]()
Hahahahah!!!!
Every forwards dream is to become a back...
bahahaha - it really captures there personalities![]()
Hey Beaver,Originally Posted by mtbeaver
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i found a bottle'o which sells em next to me - yay!Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.