Q. Two Bogans jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Bogan girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Bogan girl?
A. Nanna.
Q. Why did the Bogan cross the road?
A.. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Bogan in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a Bogan quiz night?
A. What are youse looking at?
Q. Two Bogan kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The cop.
Q. What's the difference between a Bogan boy and an Bogan girl?
A. A Bogan girl has a higher sperm count..
Q. What's the most confusing day to a Bogan ?
A. Fathers day
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