Chat Report 2/7/2008

[robyn <3]

WARNING- ITS REALLY LONG!!

ok, well, this is my first chat report and i dont have some of the stuff... so yeh. probably gonna be a half version of what happened but here goes!

ok well:

role call (PLEASE tell me if i miss you )
laura
force addict
robyn_
exile
jono (marshmallow princess)
fulvio sammut
gustafel
swee_82
chook
candy
oxleymoron
flamethrower
pieter blackie
blueandblack
bunnobarbarians
slomo
evie
innocent_quoka
daisy

and our special guests:
matt_giteau
drew_mitchell
matt_henjak
matt_dunning
bruce
lolita
lolapolooza
58
life coach

or coach

(umm... sorry if i didnt get anyone, i only have up till there of the report )

ok well. i can ramble on about anything apparently, so we had some suprise vistiors and coach wanted me to tell everyone how hot aj is... so everyone, coach thinks aj is hot!

well force addict and gus were on for bout half an hour (???) before i got there, and when i was on we.. what did we talk about? mexican i think (i dont have the chat log for that far back btw ) and then everyone came and we had a confusing conversation bout jono being a marshmallow princess and the league game and how many of the tahs are league converts (force addict had her heart broken when she was told elsom is a league convert ) and when the wallabies squad is going to be released (i still dont know what time!). and noone got the internet discussion happening this week

'guest58' arrived... we went through many many many many names trying to guess who it was. first we all thought he was moses, in disguse, but when they said 'go the tahs!' we realised he wasnt who we thought he was... he changed to loser, lolita, lolapolooza, bruce and life coach. and then he finally confessed to being coach. during this, jono told someone the score for the league game and was kicked out by exile (DONT MENTION THE MUNGO!!!)

we then talked about school, work experiance, how the internet should only be used for downloading porn (ok... there was a little internet in it), coaches knock knock joke and how old fa is and more about school... uni... TEE... and jono's new job.

then someone said something about jono and a seal and icey LOL!

i was not sure what i was meant to put in this report, so i said 'what do i put in the chat report?' coach told me to write about the hottest force players (while he pretended to be a teenage girl... ), but i didnt think everyone would appreciate that, so i only included his comment about aj ox told me to write like SMH and make up stories about matt giteau coming onto TWF chat and telling us that he is going to stay with the force for EVER! and GUESS WHAT!

coach dissapeared and suddenly- GITS arrived

gits was very talkative, and told us him and bam bam and drew are all staying with the force till they retire, that he messes with SMH's heads (which is apparently very very easy...) by having lunch with the brumbies. he appreciates all pigs, and that we should all eat more beef gits had to go and drew came on!

drew didnt say much, only that hes my biggest fan and that i 'rawk'

drew then passed the computer on to henjak, who got quite angry with everyone! laura got upset when he started throwing ice at me and her, because its 'expensive' and nearly got into a fight with him!

matt dunning then joined, the less said about that the better. he has baaad table manners and lost his doughnut he left quickly to find his doughnut

coach magically reappeared when dunning left, and wanted to know if laura got all 4 of their shorts and then left, giving me the funny @ thing i dont understand

evie, bnb and flamethrower joined, and evie told us she sees henjak at the bookshop she works at. we then found out about the league game. umm ft became a kitchen b*tch and then quokka joined. (this is getting brief coz my fingers are starting to hurt!!)

then everyone was talking about derek zoolander (who is that?), and daisy joined and was given a @ thing and kept changing everyones thing. i cant tell who it was but 2 people started agruing everyone started saying fa and fa got confused, and i am now reading it. that part doesnt make sense. tragic joins and someone made a farm joke and should not confess to it!

thats where the chat log stops, and i only came back to find ft, laura and i think it was tragic? but yeh. thats the end of chat log

oh! quotes... (im not sure what im meant to put... these are just things that made me giggle!)

<force_addict> jono is princess marshmellow

<oxley_moron> you only count until 18 FA, then you get to old to remember

<Coach> Knock Knock
<someone>who's there?
<Coach> Ice cream
<someone> Ice cream who?
<Coach> Ice cream coz my mother beats me

<Coach>give me an 'o' for oarsum
<laura> oarsum?

<Matt_Giteau> I'm staying with the Force till I retire from Rugby

<Drew_Mitchell> I'm your biggest fan, Robyn - you RAWK!!!! (i think im the only one who laughed at that... )

<Matt Henjak> You wanna take it outside?!! *throws ice at robyn and laura*

<laura> yep i knwocked off Gits, Drew and Dunning's shorts
<someone> you've got issues...

lol sorry... this is probably all wrong but im not re-writing it!!

[oxleymoron]

Good effort Robyn, shame you won't be allowed back in the chat room, after your insults directed towards the apprentice chatmaster.

[jono]

i'll have to talk with the boss about it. but its not looking good robyn

[robyn <3]

i'll have to talk with the boss about it. but its not looking good robyn

sorry... i was just being truthful..
i was only REPEATING the insults though does that make it better?

[jono]

nup, you're gone

[force addict]

tis a good first go.

[gustafsl]

Excellent work!!! I give it a distinction. Would have been high distinction but you lose marks for not knowing who Derek Zoolander is.

[force addict]

(i dont know who said that one ) jono is princess marshmellow

i confess

[Darren]

I wouldn't be concerned with junior chat mistresses - it's ME you wanna keep onside

Nice report

[jono]

i was kidding anyway.
and coach, your just jealous because i have hair

[jargan83]

i'd rather be bald then a wranger. Good report robyn, i feel like i was there and not pissed off my head

Still waiting for apprentice chat bitch to do his report apprenticeship
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[jono]

say whatever you want mate. you wont get anything to offend me because ive heard them all.
i like my hair so keep trying

[jargan83]

i wasn't trying to offend, just stating an opinion. Just by posting that you have bitten jono. But like you said, you enjoy having a dead ginger cat that you picked up on the side of the freeway for hair so good for you

Still gotta do a report apprentice chat wench
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[slomo]

good effort first time round.......

[jono]

i wasn't trying to offend, just stating an opinion. Just by posting that you have bitten jono. But like you said, you enjoy having a dead ginger cat that you picked up on the side of the freeway for hair so good for you

Still gotta do a report apprentice chat wench
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you frist mate