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I did the Mandurag Iron Man on Sunday and it didn't get off to a good start. I popped to the toilets to have a pre-race nervous wee. I tripped and somehow manged to drop my car keys down the toilet - one of those skanky festival types. They hit the bottom of the bowl and kept on going.. I stood there in disbelief for a good 10 minutes. Luckily the organisers found a cleaner to come and help. She turned up with a bin bag and when I asked what that was for she smiled and told me I had to put my arm in it and dig for my keys. If I was lucky they'd be on the surface, if I was unlucky they would be underneath a solid foot of shit, piss and toilet paper. I was unlucky. Easily the most disgusting thing I've ever had to do. Ever. However I eventually retrieved my keys and received a round of applause from the small crowd that had gathered, intrigued by my predicament.
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Originally Posted by jargan83
