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    Quote Originally Posted by travelling_gerry View Post
    Yup, not too many groups could get upset with that!
    Wrong Gerry, you forgot the vego's, vegans, celiac's etc etc

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    The Wallabies - Still the only team to score tries and win away from home in both, yes both its World Cup victories!

    I vote - and I want a proper rectangular stadium in Perth!

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    Interestinlgy enough, hughseys vego rant towards the carniverous didnt load. Perhaps it was short on iron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr View Post
    Wrong Gerry, you forgot the vego's, vegans, celiac's etc etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr View Post
    Wrong Gerry, you forgot the vego's, vegans, celiac's etc
    Bloody so-called vegans are all frauds. Never spotted a single one with pointy ears yet.

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    Just got a ticket to Santana & Doobie Brothers at Perth Arena in April.

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    Nobody screws Perth like 7

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    5 Wallabies and a Springbok at Meadow Springs Rugby Park today. Top effort from all the players.

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    Big & rewarding morning in the garden, planted:
    A lime, a lemon & an orange tree.

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    Sage, oregano, basil, thyme, parsley, dill, mint and some other stuff I forget about but we apparently "had" to have .
    Been a long time coming to finally get our garden going.

    Also got torn apart as I was re-potting a rose - so ya know, swings and roundabouts

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    Get few of those Indian Tomato Plants in there Jono, I've heard they can be fairly profitable

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr View Post
    Get few of those Indian Tomato Plants in there Jono, I've heard they can be fairly profitable
    God knows what a beagle would do with these Indian tomato plants you speak of

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr View Post
    Get few of those Indian Tomato Plants in there Jono, I've heard they can be fairly profitable
    A mate living in Joondanna years ago (nearly 40 actually ) fell for that one. Troble was the Indian variety grew twice as quick as the regular ones that were supposed to be the disguise. Combine with a nosey neighbour and a short back fence and waddaya get? - a visit form the BIB.

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    Tiana getting Hoilsey a ripper in Veterans Sevens Match yesterday by feeding him warm milk in the water bottle!!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQIBDiyg...formally__tors

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr View Post
    Tiana getting Hoilsey a ripper in Veterans Sevens Match yesterday by feeding him warm milk in the water bottle!!

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    Yep. That was very funny.

    Hoile's answer when she asked him what did they talk about at half time was pretty good too. "We mainly talked about getting Matt Dunning out there to take the drop-kick conversions. "

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    Which Dunning duly did

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    Three footy fans were walking back from the MCG when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of Jolimont Road.
    They stopped and discovered a nude female unconscious and near death so one of them phoned the police and also requested an ambulance.
    Out of respect and propriety, the Hawthorn fan took off his cap and placed it over one of the female's breasts.
    The Kangaroos fan took off his cap and placed it over her other breast.
    Following their lead, but with great reluctance, the Collingwood fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
    The police arrived first and an officer began to conduct his investigation.
    First he lifted up the Hawks cap, replaced it and made an entry in his notebook.
    Next, he lifted the Kangaroos cap and replaced it; making more notes in his book.
    Then the officer lifted the Collingwood cap, replaced it, lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time -shaking his head in disbelief.
    The Collingwood fan was extremely annoyed and challenged him, "What are you, a pervert or something mate? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
    "Well," said the officer, "I'm a little surprised and confused.
    "Normally, when you look under a Collingwood cap...you'll find an arsehole."

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