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Hansie, where will you be tomorrow afternoon? At the Foreshore holding your tiller, at Rosalie supporting Wests or down at the Battle of Lark Hill?
Sounds like you would like to be in all three places at once.
I will of course be ever faithfully supporting the Thirsty Thirds at home.
You seem to have large mood swings - one minute stabbing and cursing all things Cottesloe and then in the next breath praising the attributes of their departing Force players.
I'm a bit worried that the pressure of the Presidency at our great club is getting to you. Perhaps you should step down and let Muzza take over? How long is your tenure anyway? Or are you there for life?
Or an even better idea - I'll take over Neddies!