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    How about something like:
    "England and New Zealand - The Only World Champions NOT to have Won 2 Rugby World Cups"

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    Great sig Tif. You may have to explain what a try is to our English members though. They seem to have forgotten that such a thing exists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight View Post
    Lose the apostrophe in "it's" and you'll be right! (Hint: don't take grammatical or punctuation tips off the younger generation as they don't get taught it at skool!!!!)
    "All the fishes swimming in the water, swimming in the water..." Lalalala

    Though...before you drop your line check what I originally posted Andy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jehna View Post
    "All the fishes swimming in the water, swimming in the water..." Lalalala

    Though...before you drop your line check what I originally posted Andy
    I don't have time to trawl through old posts to check my sauces......whoever let the facts get in the way of an old wive's tale?!

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    Mmmm i hear Growden is looking for a junior assistant...maybe you could play grammar Nazi for him? Now that would be HOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight View Post
    I don't have time to trawl through old posts to check my sauces......whoever let the facts get in the way of an old wive's tale?!
    I didn't know you were married Jedi

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    He just wishes he's not!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr View Post
    I didn't know you were married Jedi
    Married? Hell no!!! Why on earth would I ever put myself through that?!

    "Happily married" is an oxymoron....with the emphasis being on the "morons"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamethrower View Post
    You may have to explain what a try is to our English members though.
    Dunno about that but someone needs to explain to that pommy commentator on Fox what is not a try. Specifically, when the ball carrier's left foot hit's the touchline he's in touch. Doesn't matter if the offending foot is subsequently in the air when he grounds the ball in-goal. It's still "no try" no matter how many times you say it is. Ya great plonker!

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    Great effort TiF, I only hope you managed to draw some inspiration from your mates on site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by |jono| View Post
    there comes a time when silence is betrayal?
    john butler quoted it at his concert in perth last month.

    anyway.

    if the poms win
    "hey johnny. rugby is a team sport you prick, share the points around!"

    if the bocs win
    "least it wasnt the kiwis to join us on two"
    Jono

    The only thing worse that the Kiwis joing us on two would be the poms doing it back to back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach View Post
    How about something like:
    "England and New Zealand - The Only World Champions NOT to have Won 2 Rugby World Cups"
    hahaha I like that one Coachie!!

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    I also was thinking

    The Wallabies - Still the only team to win two, yes two wold cups away from home.

    and

    Rugby World Cups - Northern Hemisphere have one and the Southern Hemisphere have five!

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    80 Minutes, 15 Positions, No Protection, Wanna Ruck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The InnFORCEr View Post

    Rugby World Cups - Northern Hemisphere have one and the Southern Hemisphere have five!
    I Like this one, really rubs it in. Could be the upset in 2011 and the Pumas win?? Then it would be 6!!!! All Sthern Hemiphere teams with at least on each!!!!!

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