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my honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door
picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
how could i forget that i had given her an extra key
all this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes of me
just had to vent
when they keep glancing over at me i know they think iam cute and are checking me out -Kalafan 10/3/10
i have difficulty in my life. alot of girls like me but i cannot ask them out. i think they like me cause i am good looking and have a nice smile.- kalafan 3/7/10
FREE LINDSAY
Born TROLLIN
Sounds like you had already vented - that's what landed you in this pickle.
I'd recommend taking your hand off your old fella, and Shaggy off your play list - it's almost a decade old now...
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
Shaggy rocks even 10 years on
I would have thought you would have told your girlfriend to join in the party
GRAB YOUR MATE!
I like to put all my efforts int just one lady at a time
when they keep glancing over at me i know they think iam cute and are checking me out -Kalafan 10/3/10
i have difficulty in my life. alot of girls like me but i cannot ask them out. i think they like me cause i am good looking and have a nice smile.- kalafan 3/7/10
FREE LINDSAY
Born TROLLIN
Game over she now knows she's not the one and only... find a new girlfriend, learn and start over... speak to her and tell her you're leaving her because of your misadventures... apologise and move on... She pull it up on you every time you have an personal issue...
and find a more comfortable surface to get it on....
when they keep glancing over at me i know they think iam cute and are checking me out -Kalafan 10/3/10
i have difficulty in my life. alot of girls like me but i cannot ask them out. i think they like me cause i am good looking and have a nice smile.- kalafan 3/7/10
FREE LINDSAY
Born TROLLIN
Sounds like you just had your first wet dream.
Feel free not to share your next one with the world![]()
Yeah man dude she made the biggest peanut butter, banana and honey sandwich i ever saw, and the shake don't get me started on the shake man i'm talking like an extreme double mega protien shake man i think there was even some ground beef up in that motherfu**er. I slurpped that down and did an extreme leg workout. Needless to say i took her back on her extreme protein shaking abilities. I'm now wearing this hat:
as a symbol of my commitment.
when they keep glancing over at me i know they think iam cute and are checking me out -Kalafan 10/3/10
i have difficulty in my life. alot of girls like me but i cannot ask them out. i think they like me cause i am good looking and have a nice smile.- kalafan 3/7/10
FREE LINDSAY
Born TROLLIN
AH: If you're willing to sell some replicas of your "symbol of commitment" there's a ready-made market in the states, somewhat united...![]()
by and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth-george carlin: