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There were 3 men trying to get across a river. While discussing what to do one of them found a wishing well! So each of them made a wish...The first one wished, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get across this river!" So a minute later he swam across. The second man wished, "I wish I was 50% smarter so I could get across this river!" A minute later he had made a boat and rowed across the river. Finally the third one wished, "I wish I was 100% smarter so I could get across this river!" About 2 seconds later he was turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.
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lmao!!! that as a good one!!!
"Believe in the best, think your best, study your best, have a goal for your best, never be satisfied with less than your best, try your best, and in the long run things will turn out for the best."
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"Believe in the best, think your best, study your best, have a goal for your best, never be satisfied with less than your best, try your best, and in the long run things will turn out for the best."
BOKKE“Let me put it this way, A Springbok team contains Afrikaners, Englishmen, coloureds and blacks. It has parochial foes in Bulls, Sharks, Stormers, Cheetahs and Lions. It is a recipe for war! Yet in all the years of John Smit’s captaincy, there has never been one unhappy customer, not one voice of rebellion against his leadership. He is the glue that holds the Springboks together. The man is a legend!”- Jake White
"There were three blondes trying to cross a river ...........
....... turned into a brunette".
There, I feel better now.
The original was so sexist.
snap!
"Believe in the best, think your best, study your best, have a goal for your best, never be satisfied with less than your best, try your best, and in the long run things will turn out for the best."
nice joke
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