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Punters here is the pre-game arvo edition. Sorry about the delay, personal issues to address.
Honour Roll
Exile
Coach
BlueandBlack
Em-forcer
No8
TQ1
Larry from Joisey
The En-forcer
Neogirl
Evie
Beav
Pruc
Jedi Knight
Jargan83
Warning some punters may find the following a tad uncomfortable. Lob in to da house and our man from Joisey has just finished washing his nether regions in anticipation for a visit to the Proctologist to check out his prostate.
Larry is sweating on Dr Sphincter having thin fingers and more importantly will he be wearing gloves. While Larry is shitting bricks it comes to my attention that there are many amateur Proctologists in da house and are giving truckloads of free advice to Larry, ie prognosis, remedies etc. Not sure if this going down to well with the patient who has gone a bit quiet. Anyway Larry you will be in good hands with Dr Mengele. While your there get him to check for grapes also, which is a common nasty problem for people of your vintage.
Now i have washed our hands of that nasty anal probe caper, lets get down to other topics. The TWFjerseys hot off the press have arrived and lets face it, are the real deal. Damn smart piece of apparell. Everyone is impressed. A real rugby jersey. Nice work Coach.
There appears to be a fair bit of whingeing from some punters regarding the vBookies tightarsed(sorry Larry) odds. Now i find this unfathomable as Gerry is a kind and generous bookie. I suppose if your not happy with the odds, dont bet.
Walk around da house, well wtf theres Tef next to the bar. Special guest appearance. Well just because your a new father again you cannot come in here and swear your sweaty sock chops off. X gives him the flick. He is allowed back in pleading innocence. Anyway Tef, aint around long as he is called to answer a baby crying. Your going to be busy for awhile mate.
Someone suggested that Gerry put up book on the Happster sowing his seed around Europe. Not sure what that means
Speaking of weird shite Jane Fonda was mentioned. Why, i dont have a clue.
I think it was Jedi who said she still looked okay for a old bag. So she should with the amount of work she has had done. Personally, she is lucky to be still around after her disgracefull antics during the Vietnam War. Before anyone gets excited, these are my views and not TWF.
Oh yeah Spirit was obviously discussed and the consensus of opinion is we are missing rugby and all are hanging out for tonights game.Hopefully it will fine up and we get a good roll up for the match. Should be nice, dry and Hollywood in the Grandstand though
Night comes to a early end after im given the keys to the Starship Chat. Like rats fleeing a burning ship.
Quote of the night: The Arseman........women are lucky they dont have prostates!
Bouquets
Hearty congrats to BV, Jason and Tef and Jules on the 2 new TWF arrivals!
Neo Girl on been given the keys to da house. Welcome
Great roll up tonight and great craic. Go the Spirit.
God speed
Tlh
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Although we know that your reports aren't the reason Exile lets you get away with swearing! 
