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There's a few cracks in the pitch and we may see some real farking carnage this weekend
Hafeez-hand-missing will take the new ball and bowl to He's-a-real Corksaaker

The first time he met her, he met her in pink
all in pink, all in pink
she made his pen1s shrink
.........down the dark alley, where nobody goes

There is some very big money coming in for the bok to open the scoring with a penalty goal. I've had it on good advice from Halfheezhandmissing that the fix is on. Get a bet on

I'll speak with Hafeez handmissing

I'll have to check I still have two

I'm backing the Aussies to chase down 522. Punter to ton up