Chat Report 6th Feb 08

Honour Board

MtBeaver
LarryNJ
Badger84
BlueAndBlack
Exile
Flamethrower
MaelKann
Innocent quokka
The Lone Hydrangea
Pruc
OxleyMoron
Gigs20
FrontRow
BrokenDown Gunfighter
Travelling Gerry
TheQueerOne
Kenyaquinn59
Jess
JediKnight
Happy
Janus
Jono


MtBeaver was the first off the mark, greeting LarryNJ in the traditional way, “hey Fag.”

BlueAndBlack, Exile and I join to be informed of MtBeavers new Name, “Little Chat Nazi.”

Talk quickly turned to the super bowl, wasn’t long before Larry and exile went Pats Bashing.

When the pats dried up they turned on Beav calling him a sk8rboi for not being able to drive, Beav profusely denied being Sk8r boi he said see ya later boi, He wasn't good enough for us.

Larry Felt it necessary to inform us that airfares for him and his family for their holiday to Columbus (500 miles away) are $133. Cheers Larry.

That’s when I got con’ed into doing the report for which I apologise in advance for the poor craftsmanship, I have decided to use a tried and true method of drinking until it some how gets completed.

I then informed everyone of the new marine inhabitant of my aquarium, an eel named John Eels, it appeared that I was the only one that thought it was funny. Oh well.

FlameThrower repels from a helicopter into the room.

Larry and Exile started discussing how much of a joke American Politics are, a key point of which was Obama is a knob and Hillary isn’t much better.

MaelKann and The Lone Hydrangea ride in on horseback.

Oedipus Joined. Sorry Innocent Quokka joined. MtBeaver immediately greets quokka, “Piss Off.” Love your work Beav.

Everyone exchanges friendlies.

TLH enquires, “Where’s That &@%(#%$ Quokka?”

That’s when Quokka starts to have an Emo Moment. Ah nobody likes me. Eat a bag of cement.

The quokka enquires to why I don’t like him. My answer to which was, “probably because your mate Pen Dragon got arrested today.”

At which point TLH requested I sing Quokka a song.

And that brings up scotch number five.

GIGS20 and OxleyMoron grace just with their presence.

GIGS20 wanted to know if Quokka had gone through with his Oedipian Plan yet. GIGS you are as twisted as I am.

FrontRow comes through the window.

Quokka decides to represent full 'GangsTah' style by suggesting he will get his Q-Dawgs and Rotto homies. Now the way I see it Qdawg is either an ugly female Quokka or some spun out shit from James Bond.

MaelKann told us a lovely sorry of a drunken rampage ending up at the same hotel as the force at 4am. Nice.

BrokenDown Gunfighter Parachutes in.

Now this is where the topic of conversation took a nose dive into Quokka’s Mind.
Innocent quokka, “I'm still googling around for raunchy marsupial pics.”
FrontRow, “Joeys in or out?”
GIGS20, “you'll get busted for Joey porn.”

Travelling Gerry Commando Rolls into the room.

Gerry not nice man, “gentlemen and ladies...and all the bald headed babies….greetings from Mandurah International Spa and Resort.” Lucky for some.

Gerry makes a wise suggestion, “if that quokka gives u the shit just kick him out...so he can run back and boast at GTT.”
Innocent_quokka, “feel so victimised.”
Travelling_Gerry, “That’s good quokka...”

TheQueerOne and KenyaQuin59 get delivered by courier.

The conversation turns to the weather and how Giteau may need to swim for a try.

Broken Down Gunfighter reveals that he spent an exhausting day on the golf course, while the rest of us had to work. Life is so unfair.

Jess and JediKnight Rock up in a limo.

Exile immediately hands Jess a rose……..closely followed by a rose for TheQueerOne and then another for JediKnight…

Exile then comments that only the ladies get roses……….Nice exile.

JediKnight offers to tell us about his trip to Melbourne……….No takers. Anyway Melbourne pubs are great they never close.

However quickly recovers with a pearler, “Twenty20 cricket is like bad sex.......they're both over quickly.”

BlueAndBlack hands out a round of cyber drinks….

“Travelling_Gerry,”did we sort out who’s doing the report this week?
Exile, “I hope so - otherwise I am sacking beaver”
BlueAndBlack, “yeah. beaver palmed it off to someone” ……yeah muggins here.
Travelling_Gerry, “cool...long as the quokka doesn’t hijack the thread again...”

Happy and Janus float in on helium filled balloon animals.

Jess blushes 5 times.

The mob turns on Happy…. Sucks to be you happy.
GIGS20, “apparently happy's not been getting any.”
Happy, “Happy’s getting plenty”
BrokenDown Gunfighter, “of self abuse.”

Then THE question was asked what are Waratahs fans?
Are they…
1) TAHerists? Probably
2) SupporTAHs? Allegedly
3) ReTAHed? Definitely

Innocent Quokka leaves…. And there was much rejoicing
MtBeaver, “And stay out.”

That’s when the conversation turns kinky……….. Jess leather is understandable, but dressing up as Super Mario WTF???????

Jono Delivers a pizza.

Happy Puts in a solid effort into some Magners, but refuses to share…..Nice to know who your mates are.

That’s when ‘Days of our Lives’ kick in with everyone telling each other how much they appreciate each other’s friendship.. Until Exile leans over and drops his guts. You are an artist exile.

An innocent group hug quickly turns into Happy trying to take Jess into the ’VIP lounge’ only to have the Ref (OxleyMoron) call hands in the Ruck, short arm penalty.

I enquire who was going with TIF last night, Jono replied, “Where's TIF going? I haven’t been paying attention.” You’re a funny man Jono.

That’s when OxleyMoron dropped a bombshell, he lives in South Australia and fly's over for the matches……. That is dedication.

General computer chat followed by general anti-Telstra ramblings by myself, only to have MaelKann proclaim, “Web messenger eats babies.” According to Jono web messenger is made of dingos.

Beav, Gerry and Flamethrower all talk about golf, sinking boats and fishing. Then realise it is late and depart.

I wasnt even there and may i be the first to say "about time" jeez hahahahaha

but still a very nice first time effort :thumbsup:

No....No you may not

Well done Badger.........


:cheers:

Better late than never!

Great work mate.

Don't listen to them. It was withing the deadline given :P

Good work Badger.

I blushed 5 times? That's got to be a TWF chat record. :blush:

As for dressing up like Super Mario... it was much cooler than it sounds. I looked a little something like this:

(Please note, that is a cushion up my top... I hadn't eaten THAT many christmas puddings that year :))

good work badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!

well done.
never knew i was a pizza delivery boy

Onya Badge, have another Cyber Magners on Happy....since he's the only bugger in Perth who has a stash!

Aww sounds fun... after missing a few I attempted to make it on Wednesday but since coming back from my holiday my computer has decided it doesn't like the chat room (along with cricket australia and weatherzone of all websites!).

hahahahaha .. good stuff Badgerboy!!!

Well done, Badger! Thanks :)